FUCK THIS COUNTRY

Angel: so, who's got the pants in the relationship?

Alastor: obviously me, his Majesty likes the... lower position after all,

Lucifer raising an eyebrow: Alastor, stand up.

Alastor stands up: I can ask him to do whatever and he'll do it,

Lucifer: now sit back down.

Alastor taking back his seat: see, for example...

Lucifer laughing under his breath: yeah.

Alastor: my darling, could you please take this plate back to the kitchen?

Lucifer: of course, Bambi *snaps it away*

Alastor turning to Angel: see?

Angel laughing behind a hand sharing a lookTM with Lucifer: i totally see it

Reblog cause it's true

DPxDC #13

Sam is at a gala in Gotham, bored out of her mind. She’s snuck away from the main area. Hiding out in an alcove she’s complaining to Tuck and Danny through her earpiece. They start taking about the latest weapon Danny’s making for her. She’s getting a scythe that can be concealed as a charm on her bracelet.

(This kind of bracelet but instead of mundane charms it’s like one of those pocket multi-tools but in bracelet form that can resize each charm)

Damian also sneaks away from the gala and to the same alcove, Sam is hiding in. When he hears what's being said, he hides in the shadows.

Sam senses someone near her but doesn't even stop her conversation and continues talking about the design of her scythe. Whoever it is, she wants to freak them out.

Sam: So Danny, my scythe has to be like this:

(The scythe from RUBY, I am not about to describe this sorry, switch the red to black and the black to deep purple)

Sam: Mostly black with purple accents.

Damian: *internally* A weapon of that caliber, I have to learn everything.

Sam: My new charm will be so sweet.

Damian: *internally* Tt just a charm.

Sam: *continuing* My rents won't even know it's another weapon and not just a new charm. Ghosts won't know what hit them. No one knows I'm armed to the teeth they just see a gothic charm bracelet. Your tech is the best.

Sam is fiddling with her bracelet and pulls off a knife charm. It resizes into a small pocket knife she uses to pick her nails. Damian zeros in on it. Damian impulsively steps into the alcove.

Damian: you have weapons that resize? I would like to purchase them.

Sam clocks all his hidden weapons.

Sam: Hmm yeah alright kid. All your weapons are easy to spot. Good for a beginner but having them in plain sight fools everyone.

Human 1 "So how did you get back?"

H2 "They just, kinda, man, I honestly don't know! They just kinda plopped us down and then hit some buttons, and then we were in japan!"

H1 "So you have no clue how you ended up with tattoos?"

H3 "We were directed to walk into this tube like thing then we couldn't move and this thing like an mri started to move and then bam tattoos!"

(Im kinda out of ideas so have this)

First humans ever to leave the solar system suddenly drop out of communications and the ship can't be found with any equipment. After one month of no contact their home countries start reluctantly holding funerals for the space heroes only for them all to turn up, healthy, well fed and extremely disoriented, in the middle of Tokyo, talking about alien abduction. Turns out that aliens found the poor humans straying out of their solar system, presumably lost, and took them to Alien Wildlife Rehabilitation before dumping them back in the middle of their native habitat.

Repost to find later

Summary:

Lady Gotham wants her new princeling and her favorite knight to meet. At her request Danny goes to purify the bay while her Jason just so happens to be in the area. Maybe they could help each other out?

Master post

Part 1 Part 2 Meanwhile Part 3 Part4 Part 5 Part6

A spider's web delicately entwined around an impala's horns and face, resembling a dream catcher.

What Dynamic will a child be?

 What dynamic a child will be relies heavily on genetics, and to find the possible dynamic of a child before it is been born, the idea of a punnet square is often used.

A=Alpha B=Beta O=Omega

AAxAA will produce 100% Alphas

AAxAB will produce 100% Alphas

AAxBB will produce 100% Alphas

AAxAO will produce 50% Alphas and 50% Betas

ABxAB will produce 75% Alphas and 25% Betas

ABxBB will produce 50% Alphas and 50% Betas

ABxAO will produce 50% Alphas, 25% Betas, and 25% Omegas

AAxBO will produce 50% Alphas and 50% Betas

AAxOO will produce 100% Betas

ABxBO will produce 25% Alphas, 50% Betas, and 25% Omegas

ABxOO will produce 50% Betas and 50% Omegas

BBxBB will produce 100% Betas

BBxAO will produce 50% Alphas and 50% Omegas

AOxAO will produce 25% Alphas, 50% Betas, and 25% Omegas

BBxBO will produce 50% Betas and 50% Omegas

BBxOO will produce 100% Omegas

AOxBO will produce 25% Alphas, 25% Betas, and 50% Omegas

BOxBO will produce 25% Betas and 75% Omegas

BOxOO will produce 100% Omegas

OOxOO will produce 100% Omegas

Failed phantom smooch ft. Letting the besties know