ITS ALIVE

TONIGHT!!!!!

I showed it to my cp gov teacher and neither of us could stop laughing for a good minute

Made a thing. Come on. You know you want to play. Though be warned, it may be more difficult than it looks!

FUCK THIS COUNTRY

The comment about understanding kings was golden

i thought the femboy cafes were the greatest invention ever but this chinese lesbian bar 😭>>>>>

Rest in peace yall

The Forbidden Pool

Mostly here so I can read later but you might like it too :)

drowning (in plain sight) chapter 12 is up!

me: i don’t want to see jellyfish so i will blacklist the tag #jellyfish

people with no common sense: je11yf1sh, je11¥fi5h, j*llyf*sh, je//ÿf!sh, j3ï||yf¡sh, gel lee fisk

result: cannot account for the sheer amount of possible ways to alter the word jellyfish

conclusion: i have to see jellyfish now.

Once again, tumblr is not tiktok, tag properly.

Everyone knows Jason likes Jane Austen and reads romance. Everyone assumes the romance he reads is historical. And some of it is, they're not wrong, but most of what he reads is reverse harem monster fucker smut.

When Red Hood gets sacrificed by a cult during a summoning ritual and the ghost king shows up in all his eldritch glory, Jason has never before been more grateful for his full face mask. He has never blushed so hard in his life. He's the same color as his mask right now, actually. He is way too into the tentacles. Like, way more than he ever thought he'd be. It’s honestly impressive that any blood is managing to leave his body with the way it’s all rushing to his cheeks. He's also about to swoon like one of the heroines in his favorite old bodice rippers. 

That last part probably is the blood loss, though.