Cheating Wife Confession

Hotwife Confessions: Celebrity Hall Pass Fantasy

“Which one celebrity would be at the top of your ‘hall pass’ list?” asked G.

“I’d have to think about that for a minute,” I replied. “I guess it would be a toss-up between Bradley Cooper and Chris Evans.”

“You can’t decide between them?” G asked with a grin.

“No. It would depend on my mood, I guess.”

“I was thinking you’d have to pick one, but I have a better idea,” G said with a wide smile. “You can have both of them, as long as you take them at the same time.”

“I think it would be safe to assume I’ll never have Bradley Cooper and Chris Evans in the same room at the same time and be in a position to fuck them,” I answered sharply.

“Hey, that’s what a ‘hall pass’ list is all about. If it ever does happen…” G curled up behind me and I could feel his cock pressed against my ass as it throbbed. He reached around and rubbed my belly gently and asked, “if it did happen, how would you do it?”

I could tell now what he was driving at, so I indulged him. We’d been laying in bed for a while watching some TV, when that episode of “Friends” with the hall pass list came on. Such a funny episode. But now I knew where he was going. “You mean if I ever got Bradley Cooper and Chris Evans in the same room and was going to fuck both of them at the same time, how exactly would I do it?”

“Yes. tell me exactly how you would fuck them. Step by step. In glorious detail,” G begged. I pressed my ass against his rock hard cock and wiggled a little. I could feel him press just a little harder against me, too. His hand pressed my belly and drew me close to him, and he moved his hips so his cock slid along my ass crack. I could feel the wetness of his precum and I rolled over to face him.

“Not yet, pal. First Bradley and Chris get to have some fun with me. You can wait a few minutes. Let’s make a deal. Go get a couple of dildos from the bag…whichever ones you think would represent Bradley Cooper and Chris Evans. You can help me tell you how I’d do this.”

G hopped out of bed and went over to the closet where we kept the “toy bag” hidden from the kids. A few moments later, he returned with the ones we call “Big Boy” and “Blue Boy.” Big Boy is a realistic looking dildo about 10” long and almost 2” in girth with a heavy set of balls attached. Blue Boy is considerably smaller…about 7” in length and about 1” in girth with an adjustable vibrator setting (it’s obviously blue in color, and it’s actually my favorite vibrator).

“I think you should skip past the introductions and small talk, and get right to how you’d ‘do it’ with them.”

“Well, since it’s really unlikely this would ever happen, OK. We’ll get right to the part where they strip me naked and begin touching me all over with their hands. You’d better get started and get me warmed up for them,” I instructed. G laid the two cocks aside and began caressing my body all over. He stroked my legs and belly and boobs and arms. He ran his fingers up and down my inner thighs. He caressed and stroked me all over, carefully avoiding the erogenous zones so as to tease me just a little.

“I’d start by having them in my hands. I’d stroke their cocks a little and get them nice and hard.” G placed the two dildos in my hands and I squeezed them gently. “I would stroke them both up and down and play with their heads, teasing the precum from the tips of their engorged cocks.” I whispered, as I brought Blue Boy up to my mouth.

“Which one is Blue Boy? Bradley or Chris?” G asked eagerly.

“I’ve heard Bradley Cooper has one of the biggest cocks in Hollywood,” I answered. And now I can confirm that that is true. It’s twue, it’s twue!” I said in my best Madeline Kahn/Lily Von Shtupp voice.

I continued to bring Chris’ cock closer to my mouth with my left hand, as my right worked up and down on Bradley’s huge member, resting on the bed to my right. G continued caressing me until I took the head of Chris’ cock into my mouth and began licking around the edge of his head. I moaned softly as my lips closed around it and I sucked on the tip.

G moved around to my right side and took Bradley’s large cock in his hands and held it above my turned face. As I sucked on Chris’ cock, he moved Bradley’s very close to my mouth and slapped my cheek with the heavy latex shaft. I turned as I released Chris from my mouth and licked Bradley from balls to tip, and took his oversized purplish head into my mouth. I slurped saliva as I savored the imaginary precum, and bobbed my head forward as G held the massive cock steady near my face. I sucked it in and took as much of the giant dildo into my throat as I could. As I began to gag, G gently pulled away with Bradley’s cock. I alternated back and forth between the two dildos for a while, and then I said,”while I suck Bradley’s huge cock, Chris gets into position to eat my pussy and get me ready for the threesome of my dreams.”

G took Blue Boy out of my hand and moved between my open legs. His expert tongue began licking my pussy lips and teasing my vaginal opening, darting in and out deftly as I squirmed underneath him. By this point I had Bradley’s cock deep in my throat and was suppressing my gag reflex expertly, if I do say so myself. I moaned with pleasure as G hit my engorged clit, and began lapping at the pink button between my legs as I sucked the huge cock in my eager mouth.

After several minutes of enjoying the pleasure G was giving me, I took Bradley’s cock out of my mouth and gasped for air. I twisted around and stuck it to the headboard with its suction cup base, and moved into position in front of it. As I took Bradley’s cock into my mouth, and arched my back, sticking my ass and pussy up in the air doggy-style, G got Chris in position behind me. I could hear the vibrator begin to hum, and I leaned forward to deep throat as much of Bradley as I could. G laid down on his back between my legs and rubbed Chris’ vibrating cock along my vulva, hitting my swollen clit with the tip of the vibrating electric cock. As I moaned loudly, he slipped the tip inside me. I pressed back with my hips, and he met my advance with a slight thrust of his own. As the shaft entered me and I felt the vibrations inside my pussy, I clamped down and grasped Bradley’s cock in my hand tightly as I sucked and slurped on the huge dildo.

G watched from underneath as Chris pounded me from behind, moving in and out of me rapidly and making squishing sounds in my dripping pussy. As he controlled Chris’s vibrating cock with one hand, I could tell he was stroking his cock with his other. After several minutes, I released Bradley’s cock from my mouth and turned around. Chris’ cock slipped out of my pussy and I leaned over G’s face. “I need a taste of some real precum before we continue this story.”

I crawled over his body and took his cock into my mouth. Considerably smaller than the dildo I’d been sucking, I was able to deep throat him instantly and savored the taste of his salty precum as I took his whole cock deep into my mouth. I sucked for a few minutes, and then I turned to G and smiled. I laid beside him on the bed and stroked his throbbing dick as I said, “I can’t wait to feel Bradley fuck my wet pussy and stretch me to my limits. Chris was fucking me so good, and it felt amazing. But now I need that huge cock pounding me while I suck Chris to completion. And you get to be my Captain America, Babe.”

G yanked the giant dildo from the headboard and knelt above my head, aiming his dick straight at my open mouth. He leaned forward and placed the head of Bradley’s extra large member at the opening of my vagina. As he slipped Bradley inside me, slowly and gently stretching my pussy lips apart, I moaned and took his throbbing member into my warm, eager mouth. My hips bucked upward and he slid Bradley deeper inside me as I sucked harder on his cock, a fresh spurt of delicious precum emanating from the tip.

I lifted my right leg high in the air and G took my knee in his hand, holding my leg up. With his left hand he helped Bradley pound my aching but eager pussy as I sucked and licked his cock. I could feel his hips begin to thrust and as he groaned with ecstasy, his cock erupted in my mouth with the thick, hot semen I craved. I bucked my own hips against the thrusting dildo in my pussy, and as G’s cock began to soften and shrink in my mouth, I sucked hard and released him with a slurpy sound from my lips. I tapped G’s arm and began to get up as he pulled Bradley from my dripping pussy. I turned and knelt directly in front of him and pressed my lips to his. As we opened our mouths slightly in a passionate kiss, I pushed Chris’ hot load of thick cum into G’s mouth with my tongue. As I broke the kiss. I whispered, “doesn’t Chris’ load taste delicious?”

I got down into doggy-style again, and wiggled my ass at G. “Fuck me hard from behind, Bradley. I want to feel you pound my pussy until I scream!”

G was quick to oblige, and lined up Bradley’s giant shaft with my open lips. He slid the massive dildo deep inside me, and I reached for Blue Boy on the bed beside us. I touched the vibrating tip of the blue toy to my swollen clit as Bradley fucked me from behind like a bull in heat. My pussy ached with desire, and my clit was sending electric shocks throughout my body from the vibrations of Chris’ blue cock.

As I felt my orgasm begin to build, I rocked back and forth on the giant cock in my pussy, moaning and gasping for air as I fucked it as hard as I could. As I came, I clamped down on the cock in my pussy and screamed with pleasure. My orgasm erupted throughout my body and I collapsed onto the bed. G looked down at me with amazement and I saw that he was hard again. “That’s exactly how I’d fuck the two of them, if I had the chance. Of course, I’d expect you to clean me up afterward and lick up all their hot cum from my body.”

G immediately flipped me onto my back and got to work cleaning up Bradley’s imaginary load of cum from my totally used and stretched pussy. His tongue felt like magic on my pussy and I laid back to enjoy the cleanup. “Of course, that would only have been the first round. You don’t think I’d let an opportunity like that end after just one round, do you?”

“Of course not,” he mumbled from between my legs. He lifted my knees and put my legs on his shoulders as he lined up at my pussy with his hard cock.

“Oh no, Cap. My pussy is a little sore from Bradley’s monster. I think you ought to go in the back door this time around,” I quipped, as his eyes lit up and a grin came across his face. He reached over to the night table and snatched up the tube of lube, slathering his cock with the clear liquid. He rubbed the excess on my tight anal opening, and lined up for round two. As he began to enter me, I reached forward and grabbed my knees from behind, lifting my legs toward my chest and putting myself in a better position for anal missionary. I gasped and moaned as he slammed into me, going balls deep into my tight ass. I yelped a little as he began fucking me, but it quickly became very comfortable as G pumped in and out of me with wild abandon. I shouted, “yes, Chris! Fuck my ass! Bradley, I want your cock in my mouth again!”

G reached over and grabbed the giant dildo, which he handed to me. As he pounded my ass, I took the massive cock in both hands and began going down on it. I cupped the fake balls with one hand and massaged them as I licked and sucked the head of the giant cock. I gave it a deliberate “hawk tuah,” and then took it deep into my mouth. I could feel Chris pick up pace and G lifted himself up and started really pounding my ass, as his balls slapped against me, making clapping sounds each time they made contact with my ass cheeks. He was fucking me furiously, as I slurped and gagged on the giant cock in my mouth.

G let out a loud groan as he emptied his balls again deep in my ass, and I took Bradley’s cock from my mouth and said, “G, you’d better clean up after Chris. His cum is going to leak out of my ass any second!”

G knelt and bent down, pursing his lips over my twitching asshole. As the cum flowed out of my ass, he licked it up and swallowed every last drop of the hot jizz. I laid on my side and grabbed his softened cock, pulling it gently toward me. He knelt in front of my face, and I licked and sucked his flaccid member. G laid down beside me when I had finished, and I said, “if ever I get to use that hall pass, I’m definitely going to want you there to help out. Today was amazing. Thank you for helping fulfill that fantasy.”

“The fantasy was all mine, hon. Seeing you fucking them like that was awesome.”

“I’m a little tired, but if you want to spoon with me, maybe I’ll tell you how I’d fuck Jason Momoa and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, who are tied for the number two slot on my celebrity hall pass list. You’re going to need to go get Humongo from the toy bag, though.”

Billions and billions served…

#True #TeamBeyondFreak (Taken with instagram)

Those nipples are outstanding! (Pun intended)

It’s a beautiful morning…❤️

Beautiful!

Her Ex Over the Phone

“Hey babe, what’s up?”

“Hiiiiiii,” she said, her voice less of a slur and more of a moan. It was a sound that was intimately familiar. Achingly so.

“Where are you?”

“He asked me up for a drink after dinner.”

The phone felt heavy in my hand as I lay back on our bed. When she told me she was going out with her ex for dinner so they could catch up I asked her. Was it going to be more? Did she want to hook up with him again? Just be honest and we’ll work it out.

But she had said no again and again until I began to believe her. At least until I answered the phone.

“Are you having a good time?” I asked, unsure of what answer I wanted.

“We’re having a VERY good time,” she whispered, a hint of a giggle in her voice.

“Is he there now?”

“I’m calling from the bathroom. You know. I wanted to talk before it went too far.”

My traitorous cock twitched at the implication. How far had it gone if not too far? And was she calling to ask for permission?

“What’s too far?” I finally asked, my voice low and intentional.

“I meant any further than it already has. Please don’t be mad, I know I said nothing was going to happen, but you know me better than I do, I guess. He’s just so…”

“So what?”

“So familiar.”

Her answer sent a jolt through me––a combination of jealousy and desire. It was a deadly combination and I couldn’t let it go. I asked her again what had happened and this time there was something else in her voice. Something deep and demanding.

Something that no longer asked for forgiveness.

“We started kissing when we got back here, but it was all so familiar, you know? And it felt silly to stop just because…I mean, just because I’m married now. So we went to the bedroom and I guess I got carried away. It’s been so long and I wanted to remember. I knelt on the floor by his bed, I undid his jeans, and I sucked his cock.”

“Did he come?” I asked, my cock now achingly hard.

“In my mouth.”

“Fuck,” I said, reaching down and touching myself. “Is that it? Or was there more? Do you want more?”

“It’s been so long,” she sighed. “I don’t think I can hold back. Even if I wanted to.”

“You don’t want to?”

“No,” came her reply. “Just once more. Just one more time I want to…”

“To what?”

“I want to fuck him.”

“But you haven’t yet?”

Her pause was long and weighty. I held my breath even as my hand moved faster. I could picture his face as she lay on her back, her legs open––waiting for him. I knew the games they played and the way they fucked, god knows she had told me enough times.

“Not really. He rubbed against me. But he didn’t put it in. I got up to call you first. It barely counts, right? Maybe the head, but just a little. We used to fuck all the time, so it felt strange to hold back. No more than halfway in, I promise.”

“Fuck, Beth, that’s so much. His cock was inside you?”

“Only a little.”

I paused again before I asked the next question. It was out of my control, and besides, I was going to come in short order.

“And you want the rest of it?”

“Yeah,” she whispered. “He felt so good, and I’ve missed it. I promise I’ll be good and come home to you. I’ll come back when we’re done and tell you all about it.”

“Will you be safe?”

Her pause lasted for hours.

“We never have before, and besides…”

“Besides what?”

“He was already there. I mean, we didn’t really fuck, but he was in me. I had to stop before I let him keep going. Please, just let me have this. I want him to fuck me so badly. I want him to take me and use me and…I want him to…”

“You want his come?” I asked, my hand moving faster and faster.

“Yes,” she admitted as I felt myself reach the point of no return. “I promise I’ll be home soon. We’re both so close and he’s so ready. Besides…I already promised him. I already told him he could come inside me, just like he always did. I love you and I’ll see you soon.”

The phone went dead as I picture it all and I cried out into my lonely room as I exploded onto my hand and the bed, coming harder than I had in months.

I pictured her on her back, his thick cock inside her as she begged for it, and I knew she was already there. I knew that just seconds after she hung up he was inside her, fucking her––fucking my wife––because she wanted it more than she could bear.

When my phone went off a moment later with a picture, my cock was instantly hard again. I stared at it and held my breath wondering how I let it happen.

And then I was on my stomach, jerking off frantically as I stared at the screen and waited desperately for her to come home to me.

Waiting for her to let me taste her after everything she had done.

Waiting for her to tell me she loved me.

-gny

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Hotwife Confession: The Poker Game

My husband G had a regular poker game, and once every few weeks the location rotates to our house. Usually I go out with the kids on those nights to keep them from disturbing the game, but on this occasion, they were spending the night at G’s parents’ house, so I had nothing to do. I decided to make some real food for the guys instead of the usual chips and dips they ate during the game.

I prepared some hot appetizers and had a plan to act as a server for them, keeping them at the table while I fetched cold beers throughout the game. I was getting ready for the evening as G set up the table and got out his poker set. I wore my black nylons and garter belt, a black lace bra, my little black cocktail dress, and high heels. G suggested that I add an apron to the ensemble so I’d look like a French maid, but I thought that was a bit much.

As the guys arrived, I offered them drinks, and they got the game going in short order. I brought out a tray of pigs in a blanket and mini spanakopita, and got a few compliments on the service, as well as a few on my outfit. After a few hands and a few more beers, G said that I should have taken his suggestion and worn the apron. The guys all agreed that I’d look hot in a French maid outfit and laughed about it. I decided to give them a little treat, and went upstairs to change.

I went to the bedroom and slipped out of the dress. I put on the panties that matched the bra, and slipped into a black silk hip-length camisole with a lace trim. On top of this, I put in a white lace apron and checked my makeup. I switched my heels for black stilettos just for effect.

As I came down the stairs, I snuck into the kitchen and got a serving tray, and brought out five cold beers in my makeshift French maid’s costume. As I entered the room, G’s friend Bill said, “holy shit!” as he watched me walk to the table, and eyed me from my heels, up my nylons to the exposed garter belt, over the apron to the lace trim of my cami and bra. All eyes turned to me, and G smiled broadly.

“Well guys, I told you she’d look hot as a French maid.” I made a show of serving each guy his beer, and bent over a little, sticking my ass out as I placed each beer on the table. Without a word, I turned to go back into the kitchen and as I reached the door, I let the tray slip out of my hands. I bent over to pick it up, and as I reached down, my camisole rode up and my ass was totally exposed with just the thong and garter belt in view. As I stood back up I giggled and turned around, gave a little curtsy, and walked back into the kitchen.

I gave them a few minutes to digest and react to what had just happened, and then called G into the kitchen. “Now you’ve done it,” I said to him. You’ve got me all horny and thinking dirty thoughts.”

“Well so have you,” he quipped. Every one of them is going to want a piece of that ass again now.”

“Again?” I asked. I suddenly realized what he meant, and remembered the time a few months before the pandemic when he’d blindfolded me and tied me to the bed for one of our “secret lover” sessions, and brought four guys in instead of just one. “They were the blindfold gangbang guys?”

“Yeah. They were. And I’m sure they’re all thinking about it right now.”

“I’ve got an idea. Go back inside and get the game going again. Let me know who wins the next hand.”

G returned to the table and got the guys back to the game. After a few minutes, he called in and said, “Kat, Dave just bluffed his way into winning a hand!”

I came out of the kitchen and walked over to the table. I put my hand on Bill’s shoulder and said, “excuse me, Bill. Will you make some room?” And as he pushed his chair away from the table, I got down under it in front of Dave. I ran my hand up his thigh and found his zipper, and as I pulled his half-hard cock from his fly, I said, “well, deal the next hand. Winner gets a treat.” I took the head of Dave’s cock into my mouth as G began dealing the next hand. Dave got fully hard quickly as I rolled my tongue around his head inside my mouth. His precum tasted yummy and I enjoyed the taste as I sucked his cock under the table. After a few minutes, Bill won a hand, so I pivoted toward him and unzipped his pants. He was already fully hard, and I had some difficulty getting him out of his fly, so he undid his belt and we worked together to slip his pants down and expose his big cock. He was thick and veiny and his precum has made a wet spot in his underwear as I sucked Dave’s cock. I licked his cock from the base to the tip and savored the slightly different flavor of his precum before taking the large, purple head into my mouth. He moaned as the next hand was dealt. I sucked the big head and stroked his thick shaft as my other hand caressed his balls.

Dave won the next hand, so I moved back toward him. His cock was leaking precum, and I took his shaft deep in my mouth in one gulp, going balls deep on the first stroke. He reached down to pull my head toward him, and I released him from my mouth and admonished, “no hands. You need them for poker. Play the game boys!” As I began again, I slipped my hand into his briefs and pulled out his balls so I could play with them while I sucked him off. Before I could get very far, Andy announced that he had won a hand.

I turned around under the table and found Andy already unbuckling his belt and unzipping his fly. I slipped his boxers over his hard dick and gripped it in my hand, rubbing his precum into the soft spot under the head with my extended thumb. I licked the tip of his cock before taking him into my mouth. He was long and relatively thin, but his cock had an amazing curve like a banana. It would have been perfect for 69, but made under-the-table head a little difficult with his pants still on, so I slipped them down to his ankles. I angled his long cock toward me, and began sucking as the boys played cards above me.

His cock twitched and pulsed in my hand and mouth, and as I took more of it into my throat, Andy grabbed the edge of the table and shouted, “oh shit, I’m sorry!” as he came in my mouth. I continued sucking and swallowed his load, which filled my mouth quickly with each pulse of his long cock. The guys teased him a little about his fast release, and I kept his cock in my mouth, gently sucking and drawing out every last drop of his delicious jizz.

A few minutes later, G announced he’d won a hand, so I turned toward my husband and helped him slip down his pants. I took his familiar cock into my mouth, and tugged on his balls as I deep throated his cock. His precum flowed from his dick and I wrapped my hand around the base of his cock and squeezed it as I sucked on his head.

Part 2 coming soon…I promised this story to a fan a few days ago and I feel bad that I haven’t posted it until now. More to cum soon, I promise!

Read your response but fail to see the comparison. When a woman swallows a man’s cum it’s a lusty, passionate act between consenting heterosexual partners and yes I enjoy doing it. When a man swallows another man’s cum, at a minimum it’s a bisexual act and clearly a homosexual act if directly from another man’s cock. My husband is a macho guy much like you husband’s best friend and at 6’2” he’s built like your Mr Universe rugby player, however, he has an average sized cock. To a certain point I envy you with your smaller husband because it often takes effort from both of us to find and/or convince bulls to not be intimidated by him. My wonderfully crazy husband loves sloppy seconds but felt completely humiliated when I offered my soiled pussy to him for cunnilingus. He thinks your husband does creampie cleanup as way of acknowledging and accepting that he’s the lesser man to your more macho bulls? Is he wrong? We are genuinely interested in what’s going through your husband’s mind and why he get off doing it from his POV? Again not judging and having been a Hotwife for a long time I totally agree with you “to each his own”!

Hi. This is G. I think the inherent implication of the question is that bisexual or homosexual activity is humiliating or degrading. I’m not positive that’s what you’re asking, but here’s my answer:

Both Kat and I have found over the years that our sexual desires and tastes have expanded, changed, and grown to include many more things than they did when we were younger. At this point in our lives, we do anything we enjoy. And yes, it can be a “lusty, passionate act between consenting partners,” even when it’s not strictly heterosexual. Implying that bisexual or homosexual acts can’t be lusty or passionate isn’t fair to people who are either bisexual or homosexual. They’re just as passionate and lusty as heterosexuals. I don’t know the science behind it, but I’d be willing to bet that hetero-/bi-/homo- isn’t a three-way switch. I’d be willing to bet it’s more like a rheostat, and there is a sliding scale as to what turns people on (that may change from time to time). I don’t consider myself to be gay or bisexual, but I have done things that might be considered either one of those labels. If it’s fun and exciting and everyone’s happy (before, during, and after), why not enjoy it? Who cares about labels?

I don’t feel like a lesser man than any of Kat’s bulls. It’s not demeaning to me to clean her pussy after sex. It may not be something your husband likes, and that’s OK. I like it. So does Kat. I’m not into humiliation or being “forced” to do anything. I’m very assertive when I want to be, and the “cuckold humiliation” fetish doesn’t appeal to me at all. I once had to tell a guy who was trying to humiliate me while he was fucking Kat to get lost. We sent him packing when he wouldn’t quit it, because it doesn’t turn either of us on at all.

As for the act of eating cum or cleaning up after another man, years ago we always worried about cleaning up right after sex so there wouldn’t be a wet spot. If she gave me a hand job, she’d run right to the bathroom to clean up. She never swallowed...a blow job always turned into a handjob at the climax. Cum was yucky and messy and “dirty.” Now, neither of us feels that way. Cum is a byproduct of sex, and cleaning up afterward has become “postplay” for us (as opposed to foreplay). Cumming in her mouth is not a "yuck factor” for her anymore, she loves it.

I hope that answers your question. I can’t explain it much better than that.

--G

Hotwife/Cuckold Question:

How many of you got into your present relationship knowing you were a stag/vixen, hotwife, or cuckold couple? How many got into the lifestyle later on after being a “vanilla” couple for some time? Was it because one of you cheated and it turned the other on, or were you living out a fantasy? Who brought up the idea first? Whose decision was it to act on your fantasies? Curious how many people had the same experience we did.

We were married over 10 years, and had been faithful to each other. I cheated and he caught me, and after a brief period of anger and resentment, we found that talking about the affair turned him on...thinking about me with another guy made him hard as a rock and fueled some really great sex. He couldn’t stop thinking about it. We watched a lot of hotwife/cuckold porn, and one night after a family wedding he told me he wanted to watch me do it, so we went to a “bookstore” and he watched me have sex with several other men. It’s been a wild ride in the 10 years or so since then, and we’ve both loved living the lifestyle and the enjoying its benefits. What about you?

I’ll play…ask away!

Let’s be inappropriate…

When was the last time you masturbated?

Do you enjoy being fingered/fingering?

How do you feel about food during sex?

What do you do directly after sex?

Cuddle with the tip in?

What’s the nastiest sexual thing you’ve done?

Name a follower you would fuck.

Name a follower you have fucked.

What’s the sexiest part of your body?

FuckMarryKill: DJ Khalid, Rick Ross, Fat Joe

Would you ever be with a trans person?

Riding dick or doggy style?

Ever fucked in a school?

Most random place you’ve had sex?

Would you ever be part of the mile high club?

Name three of your spots.

Fuck on the first date?

Do you suck dick?

Do you eat ass?

Do you eat pussy?

Do you like kissing?

Is farting during sex sexy?

Ever fucked in the shower?

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

Do you prefer sex in the morning, afternoon, or night?

Do you like drunk sex?

Do you like high sex?

FuckMarryKill: Nicki Minaj; Cardi B; Kash Doll

When was your first kiss?

How did you meet the person you lost your virginity to?

Have you ever faked an orgasm?

Ever painted/been painted on?

You like sex toys?

What’s your favorite sex position?

Sex on a bed, couch, or floor?

Do you like car sex?

You get instantly horny; what happened?

FuckMarryKill: Trey Songz, Chris Brown, August Alsina.

Describe your crush.

Woukd you ever be with someone with an incurable STD?

Rate your head game.

Rate your sex.

Would you fuck someone outside of your race?

Describe the type of freak you are.

Ever tasted your own nut/cum?

Into golden showers?

Body count: Under or Over 25?

How do you feel about nipple play?

Where do you like to be nutted on?

Which are you better at: topping or bottoming?

What do you consider “too small?”

Is play fighting foreplay?

Do you like angry sex?

How long should a quickie be?

How long is “too long” to have sex?

How long is “too long” to go without sex?

Is “no” relevant in a relationship?

Do you believe in no-strings-attached sex?

Would you have sex in a public bathroom?

Would you have sex in a changing room?

Who was the last person you had sex with?

Describe your type.

Name 3 turn-ons.

Name 3 turn-offs.

Name something that would make you stop in the middle of sex.

Would you answer a phone call during sex?

Would you ever pay for sex?

Would you accept money for sex?

How do you typically feel after sex?

Do you like your body?

Ever sent nudes?

Have you ever cheated on someone?

Have you ever been cheated on?

Would you have a threesome?

Would you have a foursome?

Would you take part in an orgy?

Would you let’s train be ran on you?

How often do you masturbate?

Sex with the lights on or off?

Sex with music or tv in the background?

Do you have a cousin you’d fuck if you weren’t related?

In your last relationships, rate the sex?

Do you sleep naked?

How often do you go commando?

Are your nipples pierced? If not, would you get them pierced?

Do you dive right into sex, or converse first?

After taking your clothes off, what’s the first move?

Do you make the first move?

Have you ever had sex with more than one person in a day?

Do you like dryhumping ?

Can you twerk or do a split on a dick?

Have you ever been recorded during sex?

Do you watch porn during sex?

After fucking, do you try becoming friends with a one night stand?

What’s your kink?

Would you hook up with the same hook-up again?

Ever made a relationship from a one night stand?

How romantic are you during sex?

Describe your sex in 5 words or less.

I’m feeling like Oprah today…

You get a hole!

You get a hole!

You get a hole!

Everybody gets a hole!