So I Dipped My Toes In The Sam/Lyle Fan Child

it’s a batkid tradition to memorise Bruce’s credit card number. when you join the family you get kidnapped and held hostage by the kids while the existing siblings drill you repeatedly until you can quote all the numbers like a soldier mindlessly responding to their drill sergeant. Bruce doesn’t find out this is a thing until theres a big case that requires some of the kids back up the JLA in a mission, but Duke hasnt slept for like three days so when Bruce barks at him to pay attention he snaps upwards like a sleeper agent to rattle off the entire card number by default. the table falls silent. Bruce furrows his brow.

Bruce: …wait. was that my credit card number?

Duke, instantly: im so sorry it was Dick’s fault i promise

Dick: HEY-

Barry: wait that was his credit card-? hey can you say it again-

Oliver: -also the pin,

Bruce: Barry, you know if you need help i am happy to-

Bruce, abruptly changing tune the second Oliver opened his mouth: -YOU can shut the fuck up i know exactly how much is in your bank right now-

Oliver: HEY I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS-

i can just make whatever i want man

a very silly little animatic using an audio my buddy Falbright made for my birthday!!! (IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN JUST LOOK AT THE TWEET GJHSDG)

as usual bc he's Not on tumbl yet I'm also linking his twitter and bluesky pls go peep him he's lovely

MEET THE MURRAYS.

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You remember last year’s Alien cake? Well, this year it’s The Thing - the MacReady version. Happy 29th!!

"Welcome back, batman"

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Batman: return to the wild Gotham AU

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After years leaving Gotham astrays to find the truth behind his parent's murder, Batman came back again to Gotham after he find what he's looking for. Riddler the smartest man himself had learned about the man's return and decided to give a hand on solving a case, he had turned himself and become a private detective.

With the legend arriving, Gotham criminals gather themselves to had a duel or a fight with him. Let's say riddler was the middle ground, with his access with the underground work, he becomes handy though save to say Batman doesn't trust the fellow that fast. Soon Batman learned the truth behind that helping hand and riddler is yet to realize who he's working with.

"You've comeback after decades of disappearing, your old man almost forgotten who you are, don't worry i took a good care of him." Riddler said as Batman Suspecting him of what he had done, but so far it's all harmless, he can't read whether it's a plan of nigma or it's genuine help whatsoever.

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This is psychological horror + cowboy au guys hope ya like it, maybe I'll make better story idk.

average rig worker experience

Nick the situation is dire, the community needs you to even out the scales by drawing brown haired Eddie trying to flirt with Batman.

the average queer friend group

love the batman ships where, batman autistic ass always never notices the other liking him one way or another like (like the other flirting with him, etc) . it just flys over his head i think we should do it more perchance.