Oh Dirt Triangle, My Scrumptious Love

another meme redraw from twt, i just couldn’t help myself

Soon Manus, Father of the Abyss will fall before me!

-> girl who has only been upgrading her cooking stat and is gonna get flattened again

this is going to be difficult -> i am capable of doing difficult things -> i have done everything prior to this moment -> this difficulty will soon be proof of capability

the fact that birds can't kiss because they don't really have lips is too much today. no thank you, too sad, 0/10

i think the near-extinction of people making fun, deep and/or unique interactive text-based browser games, projects and stories is catastrophic to the internet. i'm talking pre-itch.io era, nothing against it.

there are a lot of fun ones listed here and here but for the most part, they were made years ago and are now a dying breed. i get why. there's no money in it. factoring in the cost of web hosting and servers, it probably costs money. it's just sad that it's a dying art form.

anyway, here's some of my favorite browser-based interactive projects and games, if you're into that kind of thing. 90% of them are on the lists that i linked above.

A Better World - create an alternate history timeline

Alter Ego - abandonware birth-to-death life simulator game

Seedship - text-based game about colonizing a new planet

Sandboxels or ThisIsSand - free-falling sand physics games

Little Alchemy 2 - combine various elements to make new ones

Infinite Craft - kind of the same as Little Alchemy

ZenGM - simulate sports

Tamajoji - browser-based tamagotchi

IFDB - interactive fiction database (text adventure games)

Written Realms - more text adventure games with a user interface

The Cafe & Diner - mystery game

The New Campaign Trail - US presidential campaign game

Money Simulator - simulate financial decisions

Genesis - text-based adventure/fantasy game

Level 13 - text-based science fiction adventure game

Miniconomy - player driven economy game

Checkbox Olympics - games involving clicking checkboxes

BrantSteele.net - game show and Hunger Games simulators

Murder Games - fight to the death simulator by Orteil

Cookie Clicker - different but felt weird not including it. by Orteil.

if you're ever thinking about making a niche project that only a select number of individuals will be nerdy enough to enjoy, keep in mind i've been playing some of these games off and on for 20~ years (Alter Ego, for example). quite literally a lifetime of replayability.

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MONDAY. I’M ALL OUT OF CALMER IDEAS.

I wanna eat a cattail, please, I want the horrible seedy fluff, I know how bad it'll be and goddamn do I wanna make that poor of a decision

Let’s take 2 ibuprofen and 1 acetaminophen with mama

The prophesy has been fulfilled!!! It’s finally Cibo Matto Monday again!!!

Jokes on you I’ve learned to be a shark because I enjoy never getting 8 hours of sleep unless I’m constantly moving