Lol Wtf! OP Was DEFINITELY On Mold Spores When They Wrote This....

me fending off fruit flies in the kitchen while i’m making a sandwich

people who know stuff about guitar say shit like yeah the chord progression and the fingering i don’t know what any of that means i just like when it goes bwah na na new new neeeww bwah bwah

erm what the scallop

Dear God

TIL of a colony of ants with no queen, no males and no offspring, comprised entirely of non-reproductive females, that live in a disused nuclear bunker in Poland. The colony is supplemented by ants falling through holes in the ventilation which cannot escape.

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