Y'all Im High As Shit And I Decided To Play Sso Like How I Did When I Was A Kid. Put Together A God-awful

This man will be the death of me, just look at him, ohmygod

Genshin and the greek gods part 2

Heyy it has been 2 minutes since I posted the first part, but I'm really into this theory of mine so let's continue where we left it :D

PAIMON AS KAIROS

*also called Caerus*

Yep u saw it right. This might seem random but let me explain >:(

(Kairos is also a greek word, not just a god)

"Kairos (Ancient Greek: καιρός) is an ancient Greek word meaning 'the right, critical, or opportune moment."

In existential psychology, Kairos also means "critical moment of decision"

(Kairos in greek nowadays means weather but I don't know if this is relevant for the theory)

If you think about it, at the start of the game, Paimon says that we accidentaly catched her while we were fishing? I'd be clowned if it was really an accident. It was the right moment. Perfect if I could say. Because just as we arrive to Mondstadt we already solving a catastrophe with a dragon. And as we go to the upcoming nations, we are solving all of their problems.

Kairos aka the right moment doesn't have to be always positive. And we faced some pretty critical moments in genshin. I mean, we were almost killed by Dvalin, the Osial, Childe, the Raiden Shogun ect...

The point is, that Paimon was always with us while all this happened.

"Caerus is represented as a young and beautiful god. Opportunity obviously never gets old, and beauty is always opportune, flourishing in its own season."

This statement is refering to Paimon. Can't tell me otherwise. Paimon is clearly looks young. Ofc that doesn't mean she is young...

But the one thing that really snaped me was this epigram by Poseidippos that is carved on a statue:

"Who and whence was the sculptor?

From Sikyon.

And his name?

Lysippos.

[...]

Why did the artist fashion you?

For your sake, stranger, and he set me up in the porch as a lesson."

FOR MY SAKE? STRANGER? Yes. Paimon is guiding us everywhere in Teyvat. Why? Because she was designed to do it. There is a theory out there that speculates the fact that Paimon was sent from Celestia. THIS PROVES IT. For the upcoming parts or fillers, I will search after who is Lysippos and what is Sikyon cuz this stuff is getting more and more interesting :o

Next part is going to be about this mysterious Lysippos and Sikyon if I can find any information about them. If I can't then I'm going to talk about the first generation of gods. Stay tuned :DD

Thank you for reading<3

You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

I like Ominis' slightly deviated septum, the bump in his nose, his asymmetric face, the circles under his eyes, his smaller top lip, his skin blemishes.

He's beautiful the way he is.

Thanks for reading.

Babe do my eyebags look appealing to you

People who play sso on mobile are gods strongest soldiers

Explaining Internet Horror Things Badly

Local 58 - the moon is one scary ass motherfucker.

Gemini Home Entertainment - neptune is one scary ass motherfucker.

Mandela Catalog - what if jesus, but like among us.

The Monument Mythos/Nixonverse - THE STATUES ARE MOVING! Anyways, America is a country built on the suffering of oppressed peoples, and-

FNAF VHS - What if FNAF made sense?

Welcome Home - tumblr sexyman muppet feeds people to house (REAL) (NOT CLICKBAIT)

SMILE Tapes - Don't Do Drugs :)

Gilbert Garfield - WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING.

Kane Pixel's Backrooms - 🎶 My life is like a videogame-🎶

Vita Carnis - meat is everywhere.

The June Archive and Restoration Project - Fuck you nintendo, deleting hatena flipnote killed a junillion innocent stickmen

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared - funny muppet become scary muppet.

Mystery Flesh Pit National Park - It is a lovely morning in The Flesh Pit, and you are a horrible capitalist.

VibingLeaf - creepypasta if it was good

TMK - the whole thing was leading up TO A DAMN KARL MARX JOKE!

Dear men,

Why continue to hit on someone if they are obviously uncomfortable??

Sincerely, someone who was sexually harassed while trying to get lunch with their friends <3

Meme dump

⚠️SUMERU ARCHON QUEST ACT 5 SPOILERS!!!⚠️

Idk ab yall LISTEN! I know, scara has been eating my braincells cuz he's literally so anoying and I hated how he was provoking us BUT I GOT TEARED UP DURING THAT CUTSCENE ISTG. Like it was so so emotional ;-; Knowing his backstory, it's so sad that he wasn't enough and he just wanted to fulfill his role that he could have been and now idk what will happen to him..I still don't like him tho but my empathy just went 📈📈