Sorry That My Pussy Is So Wet And Soft And Inviting And My Heart Is Pure And Full Of Whimsy. As If It’s

"Idiots to lovers" works best when the idiots in question are extremely intelligent

Logan: everything I do is completely rational.

Virgil: just yesterday you nearly died choking on water after you chugged two bottles at the same time to ‘meet your daily quota.’

Patton: that’s taking hydrate or die-state to a whole new level.

Teacher: no dating anyone in the program. It makes it awkward.

Me: won’t be a problem!

Me, point five seconds later: theRES A PROBLEM.

unfortunately a lot of the corny self help advice turns out to be true but the thing is you have to come to those conclusions yourself otherwise it just sounds dismissive and dumb

I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.

not to keep talking about starbucks but i really want people to be aware of this. i'm no longer with the company but still have connections within the union and my fiance still works there, she is chronically ill and wears a respirator to work every day. my old store half my coworkers were disabled and masked.

starbucks is planning to ban the use of masks and respirators by employees, unless they recieve written permission from a doctor. this quickly follows their regressive dress code changes that were criticized for antiblackness and transmisogyny, and made unilaterally without bargaining with the union. and then they partially rolled that dress code back because of criticism. so lets give them some more criticism lol

a lot of yall are probably already boycotting anyways (and i support it) but please do me a favor and flood starbucks social medias telling them you support masking, and that you don't want disabled partners to be thrown away like this. it would mean a lot to me as someone who knows SO many disabled and at risk people who work in these stores.

starbucks socials: insta | facebook | twitter | tiktok

was talking to one of my friends after they asked if engines could blush and it turned into discussing how engines are alive

and I wound up saying "the engines are sapient for the same reason the toys in toy story are , because theyre loved" and

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thats my NAME

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@thatsthat24 thank you so much i’m dyinggggggg

I Dont even go by that name any more but stillllll

and thats not how i pronounce it either but you know what? CLOSE ENOUGH

Today’s #ShoutoutSunday is dedicated to every terrific “T(h)alia” in the world!! Hope you all had a wonderful week and an awesome one ahead! 💛🎧 (Song: “Mid City Love” - Jeff Lewis)

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Just wanted to clear this thing up

Friendly reminder that if I haven’t answered your ask the same day, it means either: 

I want to treasure that ask forever

I dont feel up to social interaction

I didnt have time, and ended up forgetting about it

What it does NOT mean:

I dont like getting asks

You’re bothering me by sending asks

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