You’re standing at the altar, about to get married to your beautiful fiancée. When suddenly the king of demons bursts through the door of the room, which naturally causes panic. You tried to warn everyone that inviting your sibling to the wedding would mean trouble, but they kept insisting.
Diet culture is so fucking disgusting. I'm googling recommended calories intakes trying to figure out how short I'm falling and every fucking website I'd want to use to calculate how many calories I really need is all fucking "CALORIE DEFFICIANT!!! LOOSE WEIGHT FAST" "RECOMMENDED CALORIES TO LOSE WEIGHT" "CALORIE WEIGHT LOSS CALCULATOR"
If I lose any more, I'm gonna be having fainting spells and shit. I'm literally eating an 8th of what I should be. I love being a chef, but it doesn't leave much room to really enjoy any food.
My face is way too skinny, I'm all sunken and shit. I'm cold all the time, I'm bitchy and I'm constantly exhausted. And I'm so anxious about how little I eat it's stopping me from eating. My house is full of food, but there's no dishes, and im too tired to clean anything. And being that this is America all my food is fuckin garbage anyway, none of it has real nutrients or shit.
I'm literally crying cause ive lost so much weight and I don't know how to replace it. I'm gonna have to overhaul my entire lifestyle to accommodate more meals and build habits and it just sounds like so much fuckin work.
Everyone wants what they don't have, I guess.
I can't believe Qui-Gon Jinn spent the 23 years after his death being one with the Force and learning enough to manifest himself as a Force ghost, only to find out that every time he shows up when Obi-Wan is literally calling out to him for guidance his bum ass padawan can't even see him
Like I'm just imagining Obi-Wan close to tears, angstily crying out to his Master while Qui-Gon is standing right next to him looking like this
every time you see a headline like this
I want you to remember these ones
no offense but you guys need to learn the difference between someone implying their experience is universal and a post simply just not being about you
fucking Alaska i swear to god
@starchygoodness
Well I guess I'm binging Buffy
imagine being fourteen and watch your big sister sacrifice herself for you in a violent death and then later have to see her every single day because her friends use a lifelike robot that looks exactly like her to make sandwiches??? and this robotic ghost hugs you and calls you sister?? dawn was not nearly annoying enough she deserved to scream every day
God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. Credit to Teaableu for my icon!!!!!!!
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