Very First Time I Saw Ghost I Thought He Was Wearing A Hat 👉👈 So I Gave Him A Hat

old hannibal ditty

i simultaneously want to take a nap forever and do everything in the world.

Mythology problems require Gen z solutions

if i was sisyphus id eat a bit of dirt off the slope every time on my way up until the slope is no longer steep enough for the boulder to roll down. it would be end of suffering in 47 days

Loki: So am I in trouble?

Odin: Take a guess.

Loki: No?

Odin: Take another guess.

“What? It’s cold here!” ❄️❄️❄️

*spends all of my time alone* perfect! but why am i crazy

Ophelia: I wanna spice things up!

Hamlet: You know I’m allergic to chili.

Ophelia: I MEANT in the bedroom.

Hamlet: I can’t eat it anywhere in the house, Ophelia

Today I offer you more Shakespeare memes. Tommorow? The same.