The Sexual Tension Between The Two Enemies Dancing Together While They Plot Each Other's Demise

i drew a thing

i like villains who are just evil for like. the attention

Remember this Ides of March, give your friend the gift of a knife. Well executed, this is a gift that will really touch his heart.

normalize sending me money for no reason

cancel the race, everyone should just run with their legs tied to their teammates. first team that finishes one lap, win the gp.

i simultaneously want to take a nap forever and do everything in the world.

Hamlet: God gave me depression because if my ambitions went unchecked I would have defeated him in hand to hand combat by the age of 16.

every time Rivendell has a council meeting it’s called an elrondez-vous

Unpopular Opinion: “civil as an orange and something of that jealous complexion” is the funniest Shakespearean pun