We Are A Very Very Dumb, Stupid People

Jobs give you money in exchange for your sleep schedule

Brain is full of little people

Don't have the energy for X requirement of my current task so let me just 5 times as hard doing my task without it while also believing I'm doing less work

hmmm

I wish to be.

A little creature.

But genetics said.

"Hmm, above 6 foot".

i decided to try writing a short childhood memoir, and now i'm 50 pages in and it's devolved into an itemized list of grievances.

memeception

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

My desk and room do not cooperate, and even my pc tower seeks to inhibit my ambitions, but they cannot stop me. I will hang monitor mounts from the ceiling if I must, but I WILL have more screens

Happy burfday to me