Earth Isn't Even The Birthplace Of Humanity, We're The Fourth One To Appear

I should use this site more often

YOU WANT THE TRUTH?

THERE IS NO HLVRAI2

I LIED

Mew deciding to have a ‘no float’ day

I wish to be.

A little creature.

But genetics said.

"Hmm, above 6 foot".

Eh, fuck it, gimme that bagel news

Reasons I love Mew (Pokémon):

1) Kitty

2) Cat

3) Soft

4) Babey

5) Mew

You ever make an OC you like so much you start eating their favorite food that you've not really thought about before

Not so much a writing prompt but an idea I'd like to see in a story: completely unrelated alien species keep managing to evolve into Humans, much like crabs, and the galaxy/unuverse getting increasingly annoyed about it

Don't have the energy for X requirement of my current task so let me just 5 times as hard doing my task without it while also believing I'm doing less work