What The FUCK

Me: maybe I should say I fancy Penny.

Also me:

Sorry Penny, I love Merula more!

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THIS IS ONLY VOLUME ONE!

THERE’S MORE TRAILERS COMING TODAY!

I’M THINKING ONE AT SE AND ONE AT SONY!

GOD WE’RE GONNA DIE! TWO TRAILERS IN ONE DAY!

Madam Rosmerta: so, what would you like to order?

MC: can I get a butterbeer with two straws, please?

Penny: aw, that’s so-

MC: *has both straws in their mouth* watch how fucking fast i can drink this.

I don't remember this shit

I, uh…huh.

MC: Merula

Merula: yes baby darling

Merula: light of my life

Merula: angel of my heart

Merula: cutie pie boo boo

Merula: apple of my eye

MC: why is the kitchen on fire

Merula: ...

Merula: i tRIED AND THEREFORE NO ONE SHOULD CRITICIZE ME.

MC: you were making tea

Merula: NO ONE MC

Romantic Ending

And they lived happily ever after!

😭😭😭

Ah, this is nice. Just you, me, and the moon.

Btw ya’ll should stop complaining about the “too many events” thing.

Devs are actually working hard to never keep us bored and give us what we want, so have some respect.

Not everything is about you <<<

Penny: Tonks and Tulip pulled a prank on me the other day.

Rowan: What did they do?

Penny: Could you imagine eating a spoonful of vanilla pudding but it turns out to be warm mayonnaise?

Rowan: Penny, are you ok?

MC, singing: Penny, are you ok? Are you ok, Penny?

Tonks, joining in: Penny, are you ok? Will you tell us that you’re ok.

Tulip, dancing: You’ve been hit by You’ve been struck by… Some warm mayonnaise!