Crowley

He’s filled his house with chintz. To keep it real I fuck him on the floor.

"Well, we were kissing, it was secret..."

They are smitten, I believe <3

Aziraphale Of The Day: he looks like a tiny kitten ready to pounce 🥹

hi, i’m Dream.

The products of trying to recreate what was going on outside the frame during the kiss. (for ENTIRELY SCIENTIFIC purposes)

@actual-changeling altered my whole outlook on life with this post about Aziraphale's left hand (I'd only been looking at his right hand) and I couldn't stop thinking about it, so I painted the rest of the fucking owl (and his bf).

so normal about this

A: Oh, Crowley, I simply must show you this trick--

C: Satan's balls, Aziraphale...

A: --with a wand and a rabbit--

That incredible line* by Chappell Roan has been running on loop in my head for weeks and I think it inspired the most canon-compliant suggestive Aziracrow piece I'll ever draw lmao

*a wand and a rabbit are not only a magician's tools but also two types of sex toys

One mans barber can be another mans nemesis.

together, soft, shining ✨