"Dear Diary, My Teenage Angst Bullshit Now Has A Body Count"

laundry sauce

Ticci toby: Slenerman, we need more laundry sauce.

Slenderman: More what?

Ticci toby: You know, like the stuff you use to wash clothes.

Slenderman: You mean detergent?

Ticci toby: Yeah, but it’s more sauce for clothes, you know?

Slenderman: You’re not allowed to say words anymore.

I am Mahmoud Helles, the owner of the donation campaign. The campaign aims to get my family out of Gaza and take my wife out, due to his serious condition, with a kidney injury, to Egypt. Please share 🌹🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🌹😭😭https://gofund.me/53fa2830

Please help out any way you can! Mahmoud and his family are currently at €9800 of their €15000 goal. If you are unable to donate, please reblog to help spread awarenesses!

Here's the link to the gofundme

gofundme.com

Donate to Save my children from death, organized by Mahmoud Hilles

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You’re just stupid

Jeff the killer:[running around hysterically]

Maksy: Stop running!

Masky: You’re not a freak!

Masky: You’re just stupid!

Say it

Hoodie: If a demon possessed me, I’d just say oh cool take it from here and good luck

Liu: My seduction style is genuinely caring about your life and just wanting you to be happy

Eyeless jack: Do you ever just get the urge to tell someone to shut up even if they’re not talking

Jeff: Can pushing people away be considered a talent because I think I’m a natural

What I imagine he singed

Au by @nyaboshiikun

Avenge me

Dean: ANd what do you do if I die?

Castiel: AVENGE YOU!!!

Dean: NO

Castiel: GO AFTER THEIR CHILDREN

Dean: N O-!

worst of times

Ticci toby: It was the best of memes, it was the worst of memes

Masky: ....

The other day Hind Khoudary said something so heartbreaking in response to being asked about what are Gazans' reactions to news from that day, and she simply said "people here don't know, they don't have access to the outside world".

But we can help change that. You can purchase eSIMs and Mirna's team will distribute them to people in Gaza.

Here are instructions on how to buy eSIMs for Gaza. You should also follow Mirna El Helbawi to know which eSIMs are needed more.

For now, NOMAD, MOGO and SIMLY eSIMs are urgently needed. You can follow the instructions in the post I linked and email the QR code to gazaesims@gmail.com

realizations

Ticci toby: Music is just wriggling air

Masky: Toby, please stop

Ticci toby: Funerals are just family reunions with one less person in it.

Masky: No, stop don’t do this to me

Ticci toby: What if “raining men” and “let the bodies hit the floor” are both the same event but from different perspectives?

Masky: I’m begging you to stop

Ben drowned: No let him continue