Credit: @pet_foolery

If you aren’t in the saw fandom you’ll have no idea why saw, a franchise that shouldn’t have any fandom, has a huge fandom suddenly out of nowhere and is trending.

hi um my liege y-you asked me to um. report back to you when the prisoner you sent into the labyrinth had been, um, dealt with by th-the minotaur. well y-your highness t-there seems to be a bit of an, ahem, issue. no, no the prisoner is still in the labyrinth, y-yes the minotaur found them. i-it just ah, um, it appears that the. it appears that the prisoner and the minotaur are, um, they're-

no offence but do i look like i understand anything

hey so protip if you have abusive parents and need to get around the house as quietly as possible, stay close to furniture and other heavy stuff because the floor is settled there and it’s less likely to creak

so important to draw a little star somewhere on ur art at the end

clark reupload

edit: forgot the sweater comic

Stargaze.

hello for the 3 sentence thing, consider: dewther + mass effect au

(I like that this will appeal to exactly two people, and it's literally just us lmao)

"Oh you can't be serious."

"What?" Dew looks up from the weapons bench, in the middle of cleaning his rifle. "You don't agree?"

Aether stares at him from across the vehicle bay, omni-tool still popped and running diagnostics on the Mako.

"You seriously think you could take a Krogan? Do you have a death wish?"

"No more than anyone else that joins the military," Dew replies with a shrug, polishing his scope. "Besides, I'm more flexible than I look."

Aether makes a rather undignified sound, and something about it gives Dew pause. He sets the scope down and turns to face his squadmate fully, finding him bug-eyed and gaping.

"Wait, did you mean in a fight?"

For some reason the versions of this where he gives two salutes is being deleted and replaced with a version with a quick cut to a cheering crowd so I’ll just share it here 🙃