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hi um my liege y-you asked me to um. report back to you when the prisoner you sent into the labyrinth had been, um, dealt with by th-the minotaur. well y-your highness t-there seems to be a bit of an, ahem, issue. no, no the prisoner is still in the labyrinth, y-yes the minotaur found them. i-it just ah, um, it appears that the. it appears that the prisoner and the minotaur are, um, they're-

I have a disorder that makes me want to headcanon every nonhuman character with the ability to purr regardless if it makes sense for their kind or not. It's called being right. With enough research i could justify a tree purring if i wanted to

I'm going to need Norm to show up at the end of episode 1 in season 2 outside of the Vault with a little backpack, his pit boy and an army of hacked roboc robots ready to join the team to kick his dad's ass cause he deserves to get a hit in.

Lucy asked how and why he's here. Jump cut to Norm in the Vault 31 considering his options, telling Bud "Yeah, No. Ima go find my sister, and clean this mess up." And he just straight up hacks his way out. He found her by tracking her pit boy signal.

Ghoul asks about the Mr. Handys, Norm shrugs. He's not a fighter and he knew he wouldn't make it out in the wastes alone so he found an old map of the old world and located a Robco factory and got himself some muscle. He's named all of them.

The Brotherhood gang of Maximus, Thaddeus, and Dane join too cause I need this found family road trip.

Norm shows Maximus and Thaddeus how to play the games on the pit boy and Lucy starts a new books club with Ghoul and Dane when they find a library. Everyone is determined to prove Dogmeat loves them more than anyone else by giving him bribes.

Cooper gets attached to these two stupid Vault kids and three moronic Brotherhood brats and one stinky dog. It isn't the one he was looking for, but it's a family he's found none the less.

Then they get to New Vegas and take turns beating the shit out of Hank destroy Vault Tec, then go home to 33 and clean house before settling down. Give the Brotherhood gang clean water and all the oysters they can eat.

The End.

throw that thang horombus style

What does this MEAN

Predators in AvP were designed to “reflect a comic book-style silhouette, possessing more heroic proportions: wider shoulders, narrower waists, smaller heads.”

They were given longer dreadlocks to help punctuate head movement.

Scar was thought of as a romantic leading man, albeit only in “subtext.” He was more regal in appearance (or handsome, in other words).

Predators’ eyes were based on a “predatory cat’s, imbued with warm golden tones and a slightly larger iris.” Their eyes were also initially based on the yellows and purples of the original Predator, but were eventually replaced by browns and golden ochres to “elicit more of a noble and heroic feeling.”

The Elder Predators in the film were originally designed to have facial scarring, tribal markings, larger teeth, stronger, more furrowed brows, bone-shard piercings, and larger, engraved mandible tusks.

Scar had 66 dreadlocks.

A Predator’s foot was marked as a size 20 US (BIG ASS CLOMPERS)

One of the filming crew experienced severe tooth damage when the Queen’s piston-powered tongue fired prematurely.

Over a dozen puppeteers controlled the Alien Queen.

Condoms were used for the Alien Queen’s jaw tendons.

if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue

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ghost fandom what are your highly specific ghoul headcanons that have no basis in anything.

mine is that Rain cheats in every single board game he has ever played

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