Ghost Kiss ✨

if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue

Aaron Moten, Walton Goggins, and Ella Purnell photographed by Shayan Asgharnia for The Los Angeles Times

corporate wants you to the difference between these two pictures

NEW TOMODACHI LIFE

no bc this video has me in TEARS it looks like a sketch or a bit or a fucking tiktok but no that woman is legitimately fighting for her life while this bitch records some socmed segment for a ski resort

that man has the demeanor of a sopping wet paper bag and the sluttiest little waist i’ve ever laid eyes upon and you want me to what? be normal about it?

Khajiit has wares if you have coin

and i wake every night

crying, “set me free”

Abbey by Mitski

happy may the fourth!!!

they should invent joints that don’t hurt