Wtf Do You Say After You Kiss Someone? 

Khajiit has wares if you have coin

10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

Rhythm game player: how are you today

Someone: Good

Rhythm game player:

I hate calling in sick I don't want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements

Hiiiii could you post the video from Twitter of the wildly buff guy turning around with animals video where you added the sound effects please? I would like to harm my friends with it

sure lol

I think kafka’s diaries are the strongest evidence that journaling is not necessarily good for your mental health

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

Vox kinda gives those American Psycho vibes 😬

LoopyArt

nobuddy feels like they have a sharp attention span these days, right? and we all just click “agree on terms of service” because its hard to love yourself sometimes, well

enter Terms of Service, Didn’t Read: a website and a browser addon that streamlines the terms of service of many popular web services to be read by the tech sunday drivers.

It’s graded from A (great) to E (awful) and if you have the addon you have access to the info about the website on your bar