i love 2 bark i love 2 woof
i love 2 stomp my puppy hoof
for the last time steven moffat is a progressive guy yes hes said some weird things about women but that was all in like, 2011
Very sincerely yours,
mary: hi
john: divorce
every time you make freezer food for dinner instead of buying takeout like you actually want you should earn two hundred dollars cash and a round of applause
*climbs out of a trash bin with a tinfoil deerstalker askew atop my head* okay but listen how did Moriarty know to tell Eurus that Molly was in love with Sherlock when the entire Reichenbach Fall stunt explicitly relied on Moriarty completely and utterly underestimating her role in Sherlock’s life
Eurus: Sherlock bro lemme be a pirate
Sherlock's bestie: na m8 u smell
Eurus:...
Eurus: Reet
Eurus: Hope u like wells m8
what they don’t tell you about writing is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes: 1x10 - The Norwood Builder
Let's have some breakfast and then go out together and see what we can do. I feel as if I shall need your company and moral support today.