hoseok: “what’s that nice french place we went to called again?”
namjoon: “france?”
hoseok: “that’s the one”
Kirishima, on the phone: Mr. Aizawa! We need your help! I-
Aizawa, having been woken up: Nuh-uh kid, are the dorms on fire?
Kirishima: No?
Aizawa: Are you dealing with villains?
Kirishima: ....no?
Aizawa: Then it's not really an emergency. *Hangs up*
Kaminari: What did he say? What do we do about the portal to hell in the common room?
Kirishima: Apparently it's not an emergency.
Bakugou, being strangled by a demon: how tHE FUCKING HELL IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY!
Demisexual was made up on an roleplaying forum as an excuse for why a character would fuck around with some people and not others.
It was then ‘imported’ to Tumblr by one of their users at the time, FactualWiley, as a joke. People then began using it unironically, not realizing it was entirely made up.
The original Gryffindor quidditch team was everything tbh.
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goddd i just want spider-man's identity to be his own worst but new york city's best kept secret. like i want him unthinkingly taking off his mask and like 20 people see, but if you ask them if they did? no they didn't.
the rule is unwritten, but very enforced. like, there are online communities dedicated to erasing any trace of the spread of his identity. a tourist takes a photo of him and posts it online? it's gone in minutes, and people send DMs to the poster anywhere from "hey, i'm sure you were just excited, but...." to "ill kill u if i evr c you, fuckin bitch".
any information on spider-man is only spread via word of mouth, and only spoken in hushed, awed voices. after several years of spider-man, everyone knows someone who encountered him:
"he saved my cousin. caught a falling billboard from underneath with his bare hands..."
"wow... i've never seen him myself, but he talked to my coworker's daughter for an hour after he stopped a guy from getting a little too handsy. apparently, his smile is 'dreamy'."
these secrets are freely given if you're kind, trustworthy, and show respect for the little guy. but the moment you demand information on him... "i don't know what you're talking about, buddy. he's just an urban legend the news likes to blame the city's problems on so we don't unionize or worse"
so as many times as spider-man ends up with out a mask, or accidentally introduces himself with a name that starts with 'p' and rhymes with 'meter'... on the record, they don't know a thing. because he does his best to help as many people as he can, so it's only fair if they help him a little in return.
In many cultures, ethnic groups, and nations around the world, hair is considered a source of power and prestige. African people brought these traditions and beliefs to the Americas and passed them down through the generations.
In my mother’s family (Black Americans from rural South Carolina) the women don’t cut their hair off unless absolutely necessary (i.e damage or routine trimming). Long hair is considered a symbol of beauty and power; my mother often told me that our hair holds our strength and power. Though my mother’s family has been American born for several generations, it is fascinating to see the beliefs and traditions of our African ancestors passed down. We are emotionally and spiritually attached to our hair, cutting it only with the knowledge that we are starting completely clean and removing stagnant energy.
Couple this with the forced removal and covering of our hair from the times of slavery and onward, and you can see why so many Black women and men alike take such pride and care in their natural hair and love to adorn our heads with wigs, weaves, braids, twists, accessories, and sharp designs.
Hair is not just hair in African diaspora cultures, and this is why the appropriation and stigma surrounding our hair is so harmful.
Reblog if you support equal rights because I do 💕
i don’t really know how tumblr works but i like this place so i’m trying
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