90% Of Conversations With Me

horror of being perceived vs desire to be adored

how do i get the moon to notice me back

am I overreacting or do I have a valid reason to feel the way I do: a novel by me

I hope yall find someone who never gets enough of you.

Oikawa: Iwaizumi called me pretty today.

Oikawa: Actually the full statement was “you’re pretty stupid, Shittykawa" but I’m only focusing on the positive things.

Kirishima, on the phone: Mr. Aizawa! We need your help! I-

Aizawa, having been woken up: Nuh-uh kid, are the dorms on fire?

Kirishima: No?

Aizawa: Are you dealing with villains?

Kirishima: ....no?

Aizawa: Then it's not really an emergency. *Hangs up*

Kaminari: What did he say? What do we do about the portal to hell in the common room?

Kirishima: Apparently it's not an emergency.

Bakugou, being strangled by a demon: how tHE FUCKING HELL IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY!

Dormant Predators

Alright, people. Let’s start at the beginning one last time. My name is Gwen Stacy. I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and for the last two years, I’ve been the one and only Spider-Woman. You guys know the rest.

Gwen Stacy in Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)