I Am Freezing Someone Please Cuddle Me Or Set Me On Fire Either Is Fine

Kirishima, on the phone: Mr. Aizawa! We need your help! I-

Aizawa, having been woken up: Nuh-uh kid, are the dorms on fire?

Kirishima: No?

Aizawa: Are you dealing with villains?

Kirishima: ....no?

Aizawa: Then it's not really an emergency. *Hangs up*

Kaminari: What did he say? What do we do about the portal to hell in the common room?

Kirishima: Apparently it's not an emergency.

Bakugou, being strangled by a demon: how tHE FUCKING HELL IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY!

Instructor: Welcome to salsa class! Who’s ready to learn how to dance?

Taehyung, hiding a bag of tortilla chips behind his back: There has been a misunderstanding

“ Mr Stark? This is Peter. Parker. I saved this kitten from a tree today, but I just couldn’t find the owner and Aunt May said we couldn’t keep her, but she’s adorable, Mr Stark.

Do you– so do you have any pets, by chance? ”

hoseok: “what’s that nice french place we went to called again?”

namjoon: “france?”

hoseok: “that’s the one”

no offense to me or anything but what the fuck am i actually doing

romanticize your life. i cannot stress this enough. use scented shower gel and shampoo, so you look forward to showers. go on walks and see how pretty the sky looks. notice the wildflowers on the roadside as you drive. light a candle when you get home to make your room smell good. notice & appreciate the little things in life. it won't cure your mental illness, but it'll make it easier to exist in this world.

Hanleia & Finnpoe + Parallels

[Namjoon and Jin on a first date]

Namjoon: So... what's your favorite color?

Jin, unimpressed: Really? Don't ask me dumb questions.

Namjoon: How is fomic acid prepared in a lab? Give me the chemical reaction for it.

Jin:

Jin: Pink. My favorite color is pink...