Damian: Richard I Demand You Read This Book To Me.

Hhn.

Art by @miasonwing !!!! Aren’t they lovely??

BATBROS PHOTOCARDS 🦇

Here’s the designs for the photocards that are gonna be in my shop!

I decided to give them an idol vibe, since- yk they’re actual celebrities even in their civilian identities (jason not exactly but that’s irrelevant)

Anyways preorders opening soon!

some silly doodle requests from instagram :)

I just want a fanfic where Bruce makes Matches Malone a rogue and has D!ck be Batman so it is more convincing and the Joker goes crazy cause Batman seemingly has a new arch enemy

Batsiblings convince Jason to get himself a cooking Tiktok account, and he gives in. To his surprise, he quickly gains millions of followers and a loyal auditory. The only problem? Jason has no idea that these people came here not necessary for recipes.

Jason: Geez, my followers had been pissing me off lately.

Dick, confused: Huh? Why?

Jason: They keep commenting ATE. Like, dude? Fucking where? I am not eating in my cooking videos. What is the fucking point?

Tim, choking: Oh my fucking God-

Jason, making an angry text post for his followers: YOU ALL. STOP COMMENTING "RAW". MY MEAT IS NOT RAW. I AM A PROPER COOK. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???

Cassandra: Maybe it is time to tell him...

Tim, Steph, Duke, in unison: NO

Bruce, awkwardly trying to have a conversation with Jason: Hey, lad, how is your cooking blog is going?

Jason: Uh, people keep commenting cryptid messages. Like, the last time I was showing the right way to tenderise meat for chops because apparently it wasn't clear and someone requested the whole video? Anyway, I did it, and the whole comment section was writing me "in bed, on the floor, on the couch, on a chair, against the wall, against the window, against the door"... Like, why would I do that, not in the kitchen?

Bruce, no less clueless: Maybe it some kind of challenge. Kids love trying new stuff in extreme places nowadays.

Jason: Huh. Maybe. Thanks.

Bruce, just proud to have a proper conversation and somehow a help: Anytime, Jaylad!

Damian, who was unblissfully educated on the slang matter by Tim (because it was his responsibility as a big brother to traumatise him), with his eye twitching: ...None of these words were in Quran

Literally Sobbing

Tim playing quietly at the foot of his mother's vanity while she gets ready for a gala, his mother watching him out of the corner of her eye

Tim grinning from behind his mother's leg at the socialite who insulted him while his mother rips them a new one

Tim trying on Janet's dresses and trying to do make-up so he can "be pretty like mommy". Janet helping to clean him up and showing him how to do it properly

Tim who doesn't mind when his parents leave because he'll know they'll always come back eventually and his mother will tell him everything when they do

Tim who is usually so in control of his emotions fully breaks down when he gets the news about his mother's death

Tim being so devastated that he's borderline catatonic during her funeral. Barely able to go through the motions of being a polite host while half of his heart is missing.

Tim Drake being the biggest mama's boy

1950s Astra-Gnome concept car

Incorrect DC quotes part 13