HEE NOW HEEHEE NOW

🟪 minecraft-elvis follow

woah mama i tried to water bucket clutch in the nether

🟦 speedrunner-elvis follow

woah mama you suck

🟪 minecraft-elvis

bitch

🟦 speedrunner-elvis

wooaaahhh mama @/elvis-corrector he didn't say the line woah mama

🔫 elvis-corrector follow

say the fucking line or you go to the big toilet in the sky

🟪 minecraft-elvis

woah mama i'm being threatened *wiggles my legs in defence*

🔬elvis-scientist follow

this elvis is clearly in distress, they only wiggle their legs in such a funky way to ward off predators, the little guy thinks his life is in danger please be more responsible with your elvis husbandry

🔍 elvis-detector follow

BEEP

This is how I imagine their conversation when Andrew called Patricia

since the quality is so bad i’m gonna list the ranking again here:

s/IMPREGNATE!!!:

2023, 1993, orange raincoat, blond, Off Beat interview (1989), ripped jeans, Dr Jeep 1990

a/peg:

Body & Soul video, 1959/Lucretia, 1994, yellow coat/1992, mpreg + hair, 2022, old + tank top

b/fuck:

Under the Gun/Love god, hentai tshirt, oily, 70s + oxford + undamaged, fashionista, twink, suit, mpreg + bald, Walter White, colorful shirt, beard + no sunglasses

c/give head:

2003, 1991 (short hair), beard, earring, this corrosion, hat

d/make out:

onion, sickly + blond, hat + no sunglasses, longest hair (1990)

Toaster from the 1920s...

new mario kart looks great but i aint paying eighty fuckin dollars for it

do the dice roll as you walk

i love ruining my works toilet on the clock

draw him like a 2020 alt

Guys give me ideas on how I should be drawing Andrew Eldritch

And no I won’t dram him oiled and naked 💀

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OLD!

Hii my name is Bromley, I'm from Australia. She trying out he for me

I love decades, especially the 80s (it's been my favourite for years), vintage fashion (although I can't dress up like that rn ;_;), and music.

My favourite music artists and bands are Billy Idol, Oingo Boingo, Madonna, The Sex Pistols, and Generation X.

I guess I am a bit alt, because I hold the beliefs and listen to some of the music but it feels weird calling yourself that (esp when your blog looks like this 😭) Speaking of which bigot conservatives pleaseeee go away, I really don't like you!!

My friends (online and irl) accounts are @u1timat3life-form and @charrlie16, if I found out any more of them have Tumblr I will add them!! Taken by Amber <3, idk if he has Tumblr but if he does he'll get a tag

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ Quick facts!! ˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

Favourites

Favourite movies: The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Weird Science, Sid and Nancy

Favourite song: changes every week ._.

Favourite shows: I don't watch tv shows much anymore, that shit stale

Useless Facts

My blog url is from a Wham song I am Billy Idol's number #1 biggest fan ever and nobody can compete.

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ Maybe I'll add more here later :)