Medical Students In The Dissecting Room, 20th Century

no one knows this but i've watched matrix 64 times

Antony Gormley

Laszlo Mathe, Dead Icarus, 2016, Oil on Canvas

And my dick so hard it make the metal detector go off

Property on his belly in the vac rack. Ass nicely exposed for a good spanking.

Just mentioned then recommended your blog to a guy as a convuluted way of flirting with him

that's so cool... if i were he i'd pull some cronenberg shit with you ASAP

You've certainly heard this tossed around as a fun fact before, maybe you've dismissed it as a joke... But it's actually 100% true. The tanned hide of an animal stretched over a car seat imbues the vehicle with the respective animus, hence cars have such distinct temperaments.... Having found this out from a friend of an uncle on facebook marketplace, for weeks I fashioned my bespoke car seats from dog leather, yes, dog leather, there are now a couple dozen laika spirits bound to this honda civic. Nowhere will you find another car as loyal to its master. So no, I did not "randomly" swerve out of the lane officer. Fuck you.

Jean-Claude Van Damme, Bloodsport promo (1988)