So when I saw this picture for the new Pixar movie Inside Out,
at first I thought the characters were three women and two aliens, but after seeing the trailer I realized the purple and red things were supposed to be dudes. After tracing their faces, I figured out why I was so weirded out:
The two male characters have extremely distinctive face shapes, while the three female characters basically have the exact same shape; round with a small nose.
Now everyone has read about the Elsa/Anna/Rapunzel face debate, but I wanted to see just how far this face thing went. And boy does it go far.
I took pictures of both male and female characters from recent Disney/Pixar movies:
And then traced both of them. Look at the diversity of male face shapes:
AND THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING RIDICULOUSNESS THAT IS SHOWN HERE:
WHAT
THE
FUCK
Just take a second to scroll up and look back at the original pictures in case you think I’m joking.
Apparently every Disney woman is a clone/direct descendant of some primordial creature with huge round cheeks and a disturbingly small nose, because there is no other explanation (yes there is(it’s lazy sexism)) for the incredible lack of diversity among these female faces.
DISNEY.
WHY DOES EVERY WOMAN THAT YOU HAVE CREATED IN THE LAST DECADE HAVE THE EXACT SAME FACE SHAPE? AND DON’T TELL ME IT’S BECAUSE WOMEN ARE HARDER TO ANIMATE. STOP ASSUMING EVERY WOMAN HAS A ROUND BABY FACE AND A SHORT CUTE BABY NOSE. YOU CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.
TL;DR: Boys in animated movies have faces that are square, round, skinny, fat, alien-looking, handsome, and ugly. The only face that girls get to have is some round snub-nosed baby face. That’s not right.
So I started watching.....well....finishing Sherlock and I'm looking for some stories on said series. Does anyone have good Sherlock stories they would like share with me?
They could be any thing really, but if someone wants to know if I'm looking for something specific:
x reader- I really like these. Recently I'm into mute! reader stories. Maybe, if there are any, supernatural/magical reader stories where the reader is a supernatural creature or has some magical ability, just imagine Sherlock with that new information.
Crossovers- We all know them. Superwholock, Wholck, Superlock or any other crossover.
Werewolf! Sherlock or Winged! Sherlock
I also wonder if there stories were Sherlock gets a pet, like a cat or something...(just thought of this now so I'm going to take a look).
Ok, so that's all...at least all that comes to my tired mind at the moment...
Thank you!
So knowing that it's spooky season, I thought this would be a good idea.
You see, when I was in 8th grade, my favorite teacher was my English teacher. She was so cool, sassy, and funny. She was an amazing teacher.
But she had a very cool and creepy ability. She always told us that she was able to see ghosts.
When we were good, finished our work and there was time to spare, she would tell us stories of her experiences. But not after making the classroom as dark as possible, closing the doors and windows and turning off the lights.
One thing she told us was that there was a ghost that always fallowed her around. She told us that he was an Indian American and he wasn't malevolent. Always quiet and watching in a protective matter. Sometimes she would tell us were he was, if he was inside the room or outside but never told us were exactly.
If they were fake stories and she was making them up or they were real, I didn't care, I believed them.
I want to share them with you guys. I recently found the notebook I had written them as she told them.
So starting tomorrow (for me at least, timezones) I will post them. I hope you guys like them.
Wholesome! My heart!!
So I was looking through the comments on the last episode of Deltarune, and I think I found the best one–
– because now I’m thinking about it and it’s giving me all the warm fuzzies. xD
Because, like,
Tell me that Lancer wouldn’t be best friends with Gregg and Mae and be the perfect little accomplice for their ~crrrimes~
Tell me that Gregg wouldn’t put a Snack Falcon cup on the point of Lancer’s head and that Lancer wouldn’t be ecstatic about it (I bet Gregg would put them on Ralsei’s horns too just for fun, Ralsei is confused by this but goes along with it because he assumes it’s for Friendship™ and doesn’t know the customs of this land)
Tell me that Bea and Susie aren’t unlikely friends, Bea sitting there with the cigarette in her mouth and Susie right there with her holding a piece of chalk in her teeth
Tell me that Mae and Gregg haven’t combined their old abandoned animatronic with Lancer’s thrashing machine and set it loose
Tell me that Papyrus isn’t off somewhere giving Rouxls Kaard a few lessons about how to construct proper puzzles
Tell me that Susie hasn’t come up behind Gregg while he’s shooting with his crossbow at the hunting decoy thing on the lake and she just whips her axe over his head and it slices the decoy right in half and Gregg and Mae are just like YOOOO
Tell me that Ralsei hasn’t healed up Mae and Gregg after a knife fight just for them to go straight back to their knife fight and the poor fluffy boy is like oh no, oh dear me
Tell me that Ralsei doesn’t bake with Mae’s mom or Toriel or Natsuki or Angus
Tell me Lancer hasn’t /zoomed by on his own flaming bike while Mae and Gregg ride on theirs together into the sunset
Tell me that Ralsei and Trico don’t both have the power of fluffy boys shining within them
This only gets better and better the more you think about it
Yeah okay so if Marv could fly i’m thinking
That fading peace sign meme but he just holds up a peace sign and drifts into the sky
Levitates when he’s thinking really hard so sometimes when they’re in public the others just have to like grab his arm and hold him down and try to look natural lol
Bad guys threaten to throw him off a tall building if he doesn’t do what they want him to do. He just starts howling with laughter at the thought of how surprised they’ll be when he just floats the fuck back up and he’s laughing so hard they get freaked out and let him go anyway
Can carry like one person a time if he needs to, but it’s exhausting so he’ll be grumpy about it
Sometimes drifts down from the sky to tell people to shut the fuck up
He hears someone coming to ask him to do something he doesn’t want to do and he just slowly floats up to the ceiling so they don’t see him
Lil scared of thunderstorms
“Schneep, how high do you think I can go? Like, the full way to the edge of the atmosphere?” “Don’t try anything stupid, dummkopf, it’s too cold and there’s not enough oxygen for you to - MARVIN COME BACK HERE”
In the air: graceful, suave, a ghost, a dancer, moving like the wind through the sky. On the ground: trips cause the floor’s too slippery and stubs his toe on the counter thrice daily
Flies Howl’s Moving Castle style
To get down he just lets himself hurtle through the air like a block of cement and catches himself at the last second before hitting the ground. Everyone else shouts at him for scaring them and he just cackles
On that note, has to fix his hair like twenty times a day. So many bobby pins. So many hairbands
When they’re on the stairs someone goes “Don’t you take another step away from me!” and Marvin goes “mmkay” and jumps out the fucking window
LEVITATING MAGIC MAN
Dreamy Payback 😴
Omg! Lol!
Seriously though, can someone tell me why they look so much alike? I’m not the only one seeing it, right? 😅
Schneep: Jackie, I thought I should tell you honestly – you were really drunk at the party last night.
Jackieboy: Pfff, no, I wasn’t!
Schneep: You called a taxi to take you home.
Jackieboy: Well, yeah, I don’t exactly think flying under the influence would be a good idea!
Schneep: The party was at our house.
Jackieboy: …
Imagine if, in the next Sanders Sides video, Virgil doesn’t turn up.
Thomas is scared it’s because of the revelation at the end of the last video and thinks he made Virgil upset.
So the video continues with Thomas constantly fretting over Virgil and promising to go apologise to him and he feels so bad.
But then
In the endcard
Virgil rises up. He’s wearing MCR merch.
Thomas starts apologising profusely for not reassuring him that it’s okay that he used to be a dark side and stuff.
Virgil just blinks at him before saying “I wasn’t gone because I was upset or scared. I was out watching THE My Chemical Romance concert. Did you guys know they came back?! They came back!!!! MCR IS BACK GUYS!!!!”
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