Fun Fact: In The 80′s The Dutch Unemployed Union Held ‘fridge Raids’ To Protest Against Poverty. 

Thank you for this, the typos really establish the tone well. Like no don’t fix those they’re part of the art

bravely fighting off the irge to post whicle sick with the flu cause I KNOWWWW Im just gonna say stupid shit BUT ☝️what if Suck lolll I mean what if sick-me says it better. What then

This post has a lot of interesting words in it, but I’m stuck on the second one:

Rebageled?

I rebageled a couple of images that originated with a user called mother-lee, and then noticed that someone called it out as AI. I went and looked at the blog it came from, deleted the post from my blog, then figured I should post my reason here, because nobody's going to care about why I would do that unless they're following me (and not necessarily then). So:

Even if it wasn't AI, I'm still blocking OP because they're anti-SW. Sex work is work. A LOT of jobs exploit people, and SW is not inherently exploitative.

i cant help but notice that the chocolate chips cookies you brought to the potluck yesterday had bad vibes. so i went through your cabinets while you were sleeping and checked out the chocolate chips you used. i mean they looked innocent on the surface, they were even fair trade certified. but i just couldn't shake that itching sense that sometning was off. i infiltrated the chocolate company's headquarters by posing as IT support. and you know what I found? the guy who designed the labels got a dui in 2007. so it turns out my instincts were right and you're a terrible person.

Hercules the Hoary bat, via

Actually life is beautiful because the sound I make while trying to breathe around hot food sounds like my dog trying to eat an apple. When I yawn my cat tries to put his face in my mouth like a little dentist man and when he yawns I put my finger in his obligate-carnivore trapzone and we both know he will not hurt me. When I do not fold my clothes, they do not hold it against me.

I am demonstrably sad, and lonely, and full of fear. But there are other people who will hold my hand, who will point out the hawk overhead, who will give you That Look in a public place. The other day at a coffee shop a child said “look! It’s snowing!” so all of us strangers went to go look out the windows. It wasn’t the first snow and it won’t be the last but wasn’t it lovely, like that?

How wonderful to live in a world where birds and frogs both say beep! How wonderful to have an ocean of beautiful sharks with their dinosaur teeth! How wonderful the moon and her changing face, how wonderful the bees and their dancing to communicate, how wonderful shrimp and their forbidden layers of vision! How wonderful, you, and what you will give the world! The way we love things enough to spend entire blogs devoted to them? How people will let me explain my Pokemon team to them? How we will both jump at the scare in the movie, how we laugh so loudly, how it feels to give someone your baking? How wonderful to be alive. I am sorry for forgetting.

This is the process of getting better. With wonderful people and wonderful strangers and wonderful friends: I am getting better, slowly. Thank you, whoever you are. In some way, you’ve been wonderful, and left a wonderful place in the world to ripple out to me. In some small way - isn’t it beautiful - I promise, you’ve been helping.

CUTENESS AGGRESSION THE GIF

Ya- *gulp*

The pact is sealed

hey (with the intention of force feeding you vanilla extract)

🦷

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

Nono. She’s autistic because we said so.

new headcanon unlocked: loto is autistic because i'm autistic and i said so