Her-ladyship-ariadne - Ariadne

Why dis🧒 look so mad?🤔🤔🤔

(I'm ready to draw af fanart forever)

Except you’re not “just some guy”. Uriel Septim directly calls you - not Martin, you - a Hero.

“In your face I behold the sun’s companion” (or perhaps, the *son’s* companion).

“You are the one from my dreams.”

“The gods placed you here so that we may meet.”

“You are our only hope to stem the blood tide.”

“This burden is now yours alone. You hold our future in your hands.”

Uriel is explicit in the fact that you are the hero who will save Tamriel. The Nerevarine is less prophesied than this, and they have a whole prophesy named after them!

something fantastic about the opening of oblivion where the emperor asserts the hok's position within a prophecy and we assume its for us. we're the main character, of course, why wouldnt we be this legendary figure like the nerevarine was

and then jauffre immediately informs us upon meeting him that the emperor's son was hidden away at the moment of his birth. the implication that maybe two or three decades ago the emperor knew of the prophecy and acted decades ahead to ensure it's fulfilment through martin. and then you travel to kvatch, and its destroyed because of martin, who is the last of the dynasty, who dagon has been hunting all along. not you, but him, and then you realise that martin has always been the prophesied one, the legendary figure touched by the gods - and you were just the Guy in the cell afterall

god I’m SO feral for this girl holy shit

new version of natalie’s mugshot!

all the people criticizing Vance for “not being a good enough catholic” need to get a fucking grip. there are SO MANY THING to criticize Vance and every member of that administration for which aren’t “he’s not good at being a cult member”

she’s really bad at drinking water I think

sterling_analog

Random thoughts about worms

America has always wanted to be Rome. Now they’re finally succeeding, though perhaps not in the way the founders wanted…

Why am I able to find so many parallels between the modern USA and the fall of the Roman Republic 😭😭😭

why the FUCK would you have cheese or butter with vegetables that so gross. in a just universe those two foods should never come in contact with each other.

diet talk is so inexpressibly nonsensical the instant you know anything about "the human body" or "nutrition" or if you think about it for three seconds

SO REAL !!!

ugh i’m gonna put my head in the oven i want to have a baby so so so so so so bad

Jim Hacker: You mean to tell me that when the chips are down, you’re on my side, not Humphrey’s?

Bernard Woolley: Minister, it’s my job to see that the chips stay up.