"useless Lesbians Who Won't Communicate"

!! yellowjackets s3 spoilers !!

Jim Hacker: You mean to tell me that when the chips are down, you’re on my side, not Humphrey’s?

Bernard Woolley: Minister, it’s my job to see that the chips stay up.

two sentence horror

you gotta be soooo much fun at parties

my friends seem to think so :)

everyone talks about transmasc Sotha Sil but what about transfem Almalexia??

Late congratulations to Sotha Sil for his successful top surgery

"- oh hunter"

on my bullshit again with these two

kinda crazy they made a thing with 100% queer characters in Russia

Morrowind: Dream on Red Mountain - major characters

Portal Theatre, 2023

featuring Seraphim (Voryn Dagoth), Iria (Azura), Ekaterina Agafonova (Almalexia), Denis Lavrentiev (Nerevar), Maxim Rakovsky (Vivec), Danila Polyakov (Sotha Sil)

Except you’re not “just some guy”. Uriel Septim directly calls you - not Martin, you - a Hero.

“In your face I behold the sun’s companion” (or perhaps, the *son’s* companion).

“You are the one from my dreams.”

“The gods placed you here so that we may meet.”

“You are our only hope to stem the blood tide.”

“This burden is now yours alone. You hold our future in your hands.”

Uriel is explicit in the fact that you are the hero who will save Tamriel. The Nerevarine is less prophesied than this, and they have a whole prophesy named after them!

something fantastic about the opening of oblivion where the emperor asserts the hok's position within a prophecy and we assume its for us. we're the main character, of course, why wouldnt we be this legendary figure like the nerevarine was

and then jauffre immediately informs us upon meeting him that the emperor's son was hidden away at the moment of his birth. the implication that maybe two or three decades ago the emperor knew of the prophecy and acted decades ahead to ensure it's fulfilment through martin. and then you travel to kvatch, and its destroyed because of martin, who is the last of the dynasty, who dagon has been hunting all along. not you, but him, and then you realise that martin has always been the prophesied one, the legendary figure touched by the gods - and you were just the Guy in the cell afterall

they already have that it’s called the dalai lama

why don’t they make a baby pope.

he wouldn’t be called “Umaril the Unfeathered” unless everyone else *was* feathered, now would he?…

I kind of wish the Ayleids weren't just elves that used feathers a lot culturally, it would be badass if they were actually feathered. Cyrodiil probably had an ancient race of birdfolk right, and I like the idea that rather than them dying out to the Khajiit early on or simply vanishing, they instead had some interbreeding with the first Ayleids. Elves with feathers, talons, and all that shit would be rad as fuck.