sobbing
sebastian vettel retirement era is so funny bc the man is literally nowhere to be seen (presumably in the swiss mountains with his family in a state of increasing baldness) but then once every eight months he suddenly spawns at a random circuit to offer support to a good cause, some sage yoda like wisdom and against all odds, with hairs on his head. and then he fucks off again
The hypocrisy and double standards are absolutely astounding.
Drivers trying to use their voice and platform to make a genuine difference in the lives of marginalised peoples and communities and for the greater good of society and humanity?? Not allowed
FIA president making an overtly political statement by congratulating a corrupt, racist, sexist, convicted sexual abuser and felon on his electoral victory?? Sure go right ahead
SABRINA CARPENTER via Instagram (February 12, 2025)
You should install a speaker in your suit that just plays those robotic voiced Reddit stories so people won't be bored watching you fight.
You know, I could do that. But then again, I’m already a walking TED Talk with lasers, so why would I subject anyone to AITA while saving their lives? But hey, if you want to fund a "Tony Stark Narrates the Apocalypse" initiative, my people will send you a sponsorship package. Rates start at six figures—cheap, I know, but I’m feeling generous.
"Charles is the unluckiest driver!" "Fernando's the unluckiest driver" buddy wait until i introduce you to my good friend Nico Hulkenberg
crimble crumble.
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