Guide to the New Hampshire accent
Talk with the back of your mouth
Squish words together
Drop the letter t from your alphabet. Replace it with ch or d or just skip it.
Make s sound like a hard sh
In those weird al- words, drop the L. Aright, amost, oways
Sometimes vowels turn into each other for no reason
Sometimes you put t where it shouldn't be, it's just never where it should be. Tetnichally. Atcent.
Never say thanks or thankyou properly. It could be a slight difference, like thinks, or insane, like "Shinkatoo." I'm starting to wonder if there's a statewide competition to see who can say it the weirdest.
Don't @me pessimists but I believe every human being adds value to the world the moment they wake up. No matter what they've said, done, thought, or been. You are a being of incredible value. Period.
Weβre going to find the author by process of elimination.
*through gritted teeth* i will see the good in the world
*clenching my fists* i will be kind to myself.
*screaming into a pillow* i will love this life for all it has to offer
*face down in the floor* there is so much beauty that i have yet to experience
Do any of u have decent recipes that are like 5 ingredients (not including spices) and take 45 mins or less to prepare i gotta stop eating sandwiches for dinner
It's like a foot tall and I think the time in coast city helped it. Also being there has made the novelty of real living trees wear off for me.
EL ARBOL! IT HAS SPROUTED! IT'S GREEN LIKE POISON IVY!
I can Imagine how odysseus is telling Penelope everything. But because it Just gets worse He is chilled about everything
Oh yeah, war wasn't that Bad. I killed an Infant, but i got over it pretty quickly
Poseidon killed 500 men... He should've killed the 43 men beside me, ha ha
And i've been trapped on that Island and wanted to die, good old times
Then Poseidon came again and threatened to drown ithaca and you and telemachus, so i stabbed him 600 times
And Penelope Looks at him Like He is crazy
Back when I was less familiar with batfamily stuff, I had no idea who the signal was. I would see him listed in stuff and think people were counting the bat signal for some reason. People would say "Duke" and I was like "why are they calling Dick that so much it's not his name" and I would see art with this weird yellow guy. Eventually I connected the dots and looked him up π