Got Some Gross And Sexually Deviant Ideas That I Can Only Project Onto Real Life Celebrities Via Fan

Josh Homme | May 17, 1973 taurus ☼, sagittarius ☽, virgo ⤉

WHAT THE FAWK. bonjour, gracie :D i didn't know you had tumblr. i thought nobody uses this site anymore. ANYWAyy, i don't really know what to say, uhh i wanna write a homme/turner fanfic, but idk what the plot is gonna be. send help.

HELP AHELLO message me privately if you so wish… or on instagram or whatever idm but yeah i can provide help in the dms 🙏

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“...In fact I began to think that Alex [Turner] might be in touch with them [aliens] in some way, the way he works on his lyrics. If there was a line to hone or edit he’d step outside without paper or a pen, stare at the horizon for a few seconds, then walk right back in and deliver some majestic new couplet. Seeing him conjure these lines from nothing I wonder if he’s not at least part extraterrestrial himself.”

-Josh Homme of Queens of the Stone Age on Alex Turner

Guys, what's your favorite tlsp song?

dont 👏call 👏yourself 👏a 👏queens 👏 of 👏 the 👏 stone 👏 age 👏 fan 👏 if   👏 you’ve 👏never 👏fucked 👏a👏cactus

yehgeshhhrwashdh i’m so normal about ginger beard josh. …… …

okay so after like 5,000 words i’m cutting a whole bit from my fic. i’m SO sad to see it go there’s some really good bits in there (at least i think so) but it’s less clunky now..

IM SO UPSET

Vignette: The Hair

Of hair washing and feeling guilty. Second instalment of Vignettes posted to AO3.

A Joshlex stand-alone scene, rated mature.