Ym.nara_mislin On Ig

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65217889

if you can summon the strength, tow me.

Josh Homme/Alex Turner

Additional Tags: Humbug Hair, First Time, Drunk Sex, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Breaking Bad References, Feminisation.

Word Count: 7,344

A studio store cupboard tries its best to contain the noise of a lightweight Alex Turner and a bricked Josh Homme for the sakes of their dignity. Not sure if it works, though.

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hello… i’m so embarrassed to post this AHHHH idk why i’m NERVOUS

comments and such are appreciated i’ve been on this joshlex shit for wayyyyyyyyy too long… i’ve been writing loads of short one-shot stuff in my notes app but never posted any of them so here’s a full one (that i kept forgetting about..)

Do you have Spotify? I feel like you'd have nice playlists to share, lol ❤️

Spotify

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there is my spotify 👍 it’s a little boring rn not a lot of my playlists are public !

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cock shame -> pussy facing the world

JOSHUA HOMMEEEEEEE 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

who up circumcising they villains or whatever

Alex Turner - ASMR (some stuff I isolated)

special mentions to 00:00, 00:48, 01:00

Maida Vale 2009

@tedioepica you asked for Alex whimpering, this is pretty close

Fic idea: Josh Homme/Mikey Shoes cowboy AU, in which the old fox Homme gets injured when they're far away from civilization - when cattle herding with the rookie Mikey. They have complicated relationship, because Josh despise Mikey's flaunty, pretty boy persona, but the young man proves himself to be one bright, skilled and tough kid.

Please? Since watching Alive in the Catacombs I'm yearning for some good hurt/comfort Joshoes (Joshey?).

i love this fucking picture. it’s so awkward. he gives 12 year old boy at the mall with his mom. “c’mere sweetie lemme take a picture 😁”

everybody always talks about how palpable his misery is in pictures with louise but i guarantee if you could see his face in this it’d be a thousand yard stare

Baby duck wtf?