The haters won’t feel so good
Someone: Tony Stark sucks
Tony: cheers I’ll drink to that bro
Peter Parker: What the fuck did you just fucking say about Mr Stark, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little ‘clever’ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Hell yeah
It’s always namjoon loving hours, am i right ladies?
depressed kids in the media: I don’t wanna go to therapy! I don’t need help! I’m not some specimen for you to dissect!
me, rollin up to my therapist’s office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Avengers (Marvel Movies) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Tony Stark/Stephen Strange Characters: Tony Stark, Stephen Strange, Peter Parker, Vision (Marvel), James “Rhodey” Rhodes, Happy Hogan, Cloak of Levitation - Character, Wong (Marvel) Additional Tags: Angst, Fluff, Comfort, Road Trips, Kinda, Team Bonding, Vision and Rhodey are good bros, Mentions of PTSD, Mentions of Panic Attacks, Cloak of Levitation (Marvel), Trust Issues, Tony and Stephen bonding time, Holding Hands, Ned Leeds - mentioned, Aunt May - mentioned, hints of Supremefamily, Peter LOVES magic, Tony hates magic, Stephen hates cars, Banter, Cloak is like a puppy, Caring Stephen, caring Tony, just soft bois being soft for once, Height Difference that we deserve Series: Part 5 of Of Overqualified Hands & Pi Figures (IronStrange) Summary:
It’s the last week of summer and Peter decides to drag the Avengers out of their hideouts to go have some fun together. He might have to resort to kidnapping one particular wizard doctor, who is not only too busy for team bonding - with a team he’s not even really a part of - but more importantly, not very fond of car travelling.
Stephen learns that he’s not the only one having issues with particular means of transportation.
“Those poor boys”
“She deserves to be punished too.”
“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”
“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”
“She put herself in harm’s way”
“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”
“She ruined their lives.”
Perfection
got it? good.
infinity war bloopers!
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Angry Cinnabun
Oh my god that’s such a moooood
if u have curly hair and someone tells u it would look better straight theyre a liar and a dumb bitch