i saw this post earlier about therapists and it reminded me of my old therapist paul, who in my opinion is one of the greatest men alive and who did not put up with my bullshit for even one second
anyway i go in to see paul one week in the summer of 2016, and i’m doing my usual bullshit which consists of me talking shit about myself, and paul is staring at me, and then he cuts me off and says that he’s got a new tool for helping people recognize when they’re using negative language, and gets up and goes over to his desk
and i’m like alright hit me with that sweet sweet self-help article my man, because i’m a linguistic learner and whenever paul’s like here i have a tool for you to use it’s pretty much always an article or a book or something
paul opens a drawer, takes something out, and turns back around. i stare.
i say, paul.
is that a nerf gun.
yeah, says paul.
i say, are you gonna shoot me with a nerf gun in this professional setting.
he happily informs me that that’s really up to me, isn’t it. and sits back down. and gestures, like, go ahead, what were you saying?
and i squint suspiciously and start back up about how i’m having too much anxiety to leave the house to run errands, like it was a miracle to even get here, like i’ve forgone getting groceries for the past week and that’s so stupid, what a stupid issue, i’m an idiot, how could i–
a foam dart hits me in the leg.
i go, hey! because my therapist just shot me in the leg. paul blinks at me placidly and raises an eyebrow. i squint again.
i say, slowly, it’s– not a stupid issue, i’m not stupid, but it’s frustrating me and i don’t want it to be a problem i’m having.
no dart this time. okay. sweet.
so the rest of the hour passes with me intermittently getting nailed with tiny foam darts and then swearing and then fixing my language and, wouldn’t you know it, i start liking myself a little more by the end of the session, which is mildly infuriating because paul can tell and he’s very smug about it
anyway i leave his office and the lady having the next appointment walks in and i hear what’s all over the floor? and paul very seriously says cognitive behavioral therapy tools.
I dreamt Tony offered a dildo to Stephen... how accurate is that?
Fabulous
Headcanon/concept/AU where Doctor Strange creates sigils based on various Avengers to mimic their abilities in battle and they’re all b a d a s s
Two rapists on the timeline spreading rape tips.. This is fucking disgusting!
OH MY GOD ABORT THE FUCKING MISSION NOBODY’S READY FOR PAIN AND DEATH
228 days until Spider-Man far from home
As of the 20th of November 2018
Farewell online privacy
It’s been awhile! And I have lovely news (finally man)!
Our lovely Mafia/Baker AU is underway and I’ll be spending the next 2 months inking the rest of the pages and yes, the doujin will be at least 80 pages long! And they’ll be released on the 7th of March 2020!
Regarding the physical copies, I’m happy to let you know that it’ll be released on the next Narumitsu Day on the 3rd of July 2020! So after the digital release, I’ll be working on printing works and some extra content, and in the mean time, I’ll be opening preorders for them in April (I should have a confirmed price by then)! All payment will be handled through either Bigcartel or Ko-fi, I’ll talk about it on a later post.
So, Introducing:
It was a lovely day in Japanifornia when a new bakery has been set up on the street, where Wright, the baker has caught the attention of the local organized-crime leader with a hidden agenda of his own.
- SFW, PG-13, some blood(because somebody will).
1. DIGITAL COPY (15 USD) - 80+ pages long excluding cover, Black and White. - PDF file. - Will be released on 7th of March 2020 and available for purchase!
2. PREORDER PHYSICAL COPY (Estimate about 30 USD + 8 USD International shipping) - Available for preorder from the 1st of April until the 1st of June. - 80+ pages long + 20 pages of physical copy-exclusive extra content (side stories, omakes, sketches, artist’s notes, etc.), Black and white excluding cover. - You can also have a digital copy to go with this for an extra 5USD!
3. PREORDER THANK YOU BUNDLE! (Estimate about 45 USD + 8 USD international shipping) - Available for preorder from the 1st of April until the 1st of June. - You’ll get a Digital copy and a signed Physical copy of Wright Anything Bakery - You’ll also get 2 Wrightworth prints + a lovingly hand-drawn thank you postcard by me!
1. Where can I buy this doujin? I haven’t decide on the platform yet, but I’m considering between Bigcartel or Ko-fi, but it’ll be confirmed soon.
2. I’d like to support your work! Is there anywhere I could do so? Thank you so much and yes, I have a Ko-fi account, I could use more cups of caffeinated black magic!
3. Are you still open for commissions? No, I’m closed for the time being and will open once this doujin is nicely completed.
So, until then, happy 2020! And I shall proceed in chugging more coffee.
👆👌👏 preach
FIRST OFF, this isn’t an essay or anything. Like, I am very annoyed by all the stuff I keep seeing in the tags and the fandom’s version of events as a whole; but at the end of the day it’s just fiction so I’m not about to type up a full dissertation and MLA format it just to rant about marvel. So, this is going to be stream of consciousness-ish; bare with me and strap in. At the end of the day, we’re all entitled to our opinion, even if we don’t agree. I guess I’ll go potentially order my coffin now.
Afficher davantage
That’s good!
*One Shot*
After his accident Stephen shuns the love and concern of his family, Tony invents one thing after another to try and help restore the use of Stephens hands but Strange wants none of it. After hearing about a paralyzed man regaining the use of his body Stephen disappears without a trace, but once he discovers his power and faces his own demons he returns to his family. Tony isn’t ready to forgive him, but Peter is just glad their together again, no matter how raw the wounds of the past are. He just wants his family to heal and be whole again.
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