Essays I've Written That Had Absolutely No Business Scoring As High As They Did
Essays I've written that had absolutely no business scoring as high as they did
- A literary analysis claiming that Jekyll was gay and strongly insinuating that Hyde was his drag persona - 500 words on how Despacito has changed the American music industry (in Spanish) - Literally didn’t even write an essay just turned in a picture of that scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail where the cartoon angels are playing the trumpet w their asses - We were supposed to make a ‘diary’ from the pov of a character in Romeo and Juliet. I chose to write as a gay servant who was hopelessly in love w Romeo and plotting to murder Juliet. It’s entirely handwritten w my left hand and stg every single word is spelled wrong. One page just says ‘today I saw a geese’. There are no fewer than 6 thinly veiled sexual innuendos.
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Swimming with the sharks.
PC: Makoa Ho
find me a boy like this
doesn’t (let other men) treat women badly:
doesn’t take shit:
is cute:
is kind & looks out for others:
loves himself:
realistic/romantic:
appeals sex:
plays the piano like a pro (ugh):
So I posted this on my main so ima post it here too
STUDIO GHIBLI + RAIN
My Neighbor Totoro (1988) Only Yesterday (1991) Spirited Away (2001) Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989) The Secret World of Arrietty (2010) The Tale of the Princess Kaguya (2013) Ponyo (2008)
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by alexbeckett_
Lucas Icons!
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I just,,, wanna be a studio ghibli character,,.. where I wear loose fitting summer clothes and eat a lot of bread,… yk?
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