All This Alcohol Is Starting To Feel Like Giving Myself Bangs Again

You only want me for my fancy beer 💔

@hcllywoodending I just want it on the record; they made me. I do still love you.

great googily moogily… what a big lady..

Tonight I’m going to have so much fun with our resident bad girl.. It will be quite the spectacle!

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Zizi Jeanmaire (29.04.1924 - 17.07.2020)

London, 1960

Rocío Romero García

A house with a guest room… In Vegas ?!?

The way I’ve been in Vegas for over a week now and the tea is still hot back home … I just need to tell someone because OOOOH BOY.

So, my roommate got invited back to this couple’s (M/F) house after going out to do fun things, right? Good for her, chase your bliss, queen. It was like 3am-4am that both my roommate and the husband woke up wanting to go again … to which the wife said “I’m good but y’all go have fun.”

To which they did, my roommate and the husband, just them two … in the guest room down the hall.

The way my trust issues would just — 💀 Props to that wife, I aim to be that secure about ANYTHING in my life.

I do think they had a picture of you pulled up when creating it, the flippy hair and patterns really seal it together 🤭 I mean — They most definitely had a picture of Me pulled up for that star-studded bear..

also I personally believe you’re not old enough to be on build a bear, it seems more like a 50-70 website.

this is the only valid april fool's post today.

Tonight I’m watching from my hotel, unfortunately. Last night was weird and I drank too much. Congratulations to everyone so far ☺️ I am cheering you all on from my room

Hello Kitty is three apples tall? Hm. So it’s a good thing?

What does it mean to be ‘three apples tall’ Do people think I’m extremely short? The meaning is lost on me.

Only if it’s a tramp stamp. I can only accept you taking that title from me if it’s right above the cheeks.

Thinking about how I should get “something something cody rhodes” tattooed somewhere. how’s my forehead looking? would you guys still fuck with me if i did that? 😝