Tonight I’m Going To Have So Much Fun With Our Resident Bad Girl.. It Will Be Quite The Spectacle!

Learning everything did feel like a kick in the ass 🤭 I am here now, but for how long… 👻

hold your applause — I have finally learned my way around this app. My ass is bruised, how is everyone else?

The abbreviated number is the same pronunciation as the words, no?

tell me your last “i was today years old when i learned” moment. mine was realizing that first, second… etc, have the ending to the abbreviated number like 1st, 2nd. 💥

Elizabeth Taylor

would you rather have a rewind button for your life or be able to read minds?

Read minds like Professor X. I would start bringing things up that pop into people’s heads before they say something

𝒃𝒐𝒓𝒏 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒓𝒂𝒊𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝒐𝒏 𝒂𝒏 𝒎𝒈𝒎 𝒍𝒐𝒕 … <3

"There's plenty of alcohol to be had! I'm going to be so disappointed if I came all the way here and I didn't get to hear some of Dupri's vocals." A long sigh escaped her lips. She was merely joking around, but it was more of a half-truth; Toni would be a bit upset if they put in all the effort of making a stage and bringing a microphone for no one to actually use any of it. "Well, he's not my go-to, but I could perform the hell out of some Justin Bieber."

📝 . . . 04.17.25 . . . 📍 Orlando, FL | @hcllywoodending

taking a bite out of one of the many, many mini burger sliders that was offered for consumption as curious hazels scanned the room — watching everyone busy themselves in their own little way. lashes fluttered quickly at her fellow blondes comment, play choking on her food with a reassuring head shake. “absolutely not.” she affirmed. “. . i’d have about thirty people tryna’ claim some sorta compensation for damaged eardrums.” a self-deprecating chuckle followed. “a lick of alcohol? this could’ve been a different story. prime beyoncè up there, for real.” finishing up her food, she dusted off her hands; an audible clap accompanying. “what’s your go-to karaoke jam?”

— Kait Rokowski (via lunamonchtuna)

Everyone needed to know.. I’ve been sober with a bruised buttock!

Yes, that was the most important part of my entrance. I needed everyone to know

Audrey Hepburn photographed by Philippe Halsman at La Vigna in Italy, 1954