Dropped Onto My Buttocks One Too Many Times I Presume 🤔 I’m Unsure If This Is A Warm Welcome Or

We'll put you to bed before watching something scary ❤️

there’s no scary movies tomorrow, right? i don’t wanna sleep with the lights on 😟

Doritos and beer? Ooo.. Maybe this was my plan all along.. Lure you into a false sense of security and then take all your snacks

there’s no scary movies tomorrow, right? i don’t wanna sleep with the lights on 😟

It’s always good to make an entrance ☺️

hold your applause — I have finally learned my way around this app. My ass is bruised, how is everyone else?

Audrey Hepburn photographed by Philippe Halsman at La Vigna in Italy, 1954

dick game so bad i dont even have one

[ 📲 ] I’ll be home soon, then.

[ 📲 ] Pick up any hairballs you spit up before I get back 😝

[ 📲 ] I’m not picking up your hairballs this time around.

[ 📲 ] Do we need anything else before I’m home?

Maybe your head is full of bricks and you’ve just gotten used to the weight after all these years.. You would be surprised!

that reminds me of the time when someone told me my head was full of bricks .... like how would i be standing up straight if it was ???????????? my head would be so heavy.

haiku #5, tathev simonyan

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if anyone wanted to plot with Toni for tomorrow’s event, plz send me a message :-) i have to work in the morning but i will be available all night !

Giancarlo Botti, Romy Schneider chez elle en France, 1974