When You’re All Settled In We Should Make Plans ❤️ The Weather In Florida Must Be So Nice Right

[ 📲 ] It’s not like anything is wrong, it’s just a lot to figure out

[ 📲 ] Plus, I barely remember it 😕 We didn’t even get a proper picture with Elvis

[ 📲 ] I’ll bring some good soap home for my shirt and your beard

@hcllywoodending

{sms ; toni} hey. you got a minute?

𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒐𝒎 𝒕𝒆𝒙𝒕 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒕𝒔. put one of these phrases in my inbox to get a text from my muse to yours. please make a new post for each request, tag the person directly, and don’t reply from your inbox.

random for a random text wasn’t sent for a text you drafted, but never sent drunk for a drunken text rushed for a text typed in a rush, sense does not apply meant for someone else for a text meant for someone else happy for a happy text about something typo for a text with a random typo oops, wrong emoji for a text where the emoji completely doesn’t match the tone mild freak-out for a text expressing panic or anxiety but ultimately ending with a reassuring “it’s all good!” meme for a text featuring a meme stirring the pot for a text where you’re trying to see if they'll engage with a rumor or drama you completely made up saw this, thought of you for a text of something that made you think of them out of nowhere for a totally unexpected random photo the receiver didn’t expect accidental voice note for a voice message you didn’t mean to send random question for a text featuring a random question, no context

dark, milk, or white chocolate ???

Dark chocolate. White chocolate is too sweet, milk chocolate is boring.

Livid because they missed you ooor livid because you are back so soon 🤭

i'm home and the cows are LIVID.

I nearly forgot I was going to a film festival! I’m quite honored to now be invited to events like this - I hope they play Stage Door..

Only if it’s a tramp stamp. I can only accept you taking that title from me if it’s right above the cheeks.

Thinking about how I should get “something something cody rhodes” tattooed somewhere. how’s my forehead looking? would you guys still fuck with me if i did that? 😝

Learning everything did feel like a kick in the ass 🤭 I am here now, but for how long… 👻

hold your applause — I have finally learned my way around this app. My ass is bruised, how is everyone else?

Hello Kitty is three apples tall? Hm. So it’s a good thing?

What does it mean to be ‘three apples tall’ Do people think I’m extremely short? The meaning is lost on me.

Helmut Newton, White Cruiser II

Screenland Magazine, July 1934