This Stuffie Looks A Bit Like You… A Lot Like You, Actually.

dark, milk, or white chocolate ???

Dark chocolate. White chocolate is too sweet, milk chocolate is boring.

You do now. I’ll cut you in line and with a little knife. Get away from my woman!

AEW dweebs,

Slip Mother Wayne my number.

Tell Nick imma be his step daddy.

"Timeless" Toni Storm AEW Dynamite: Apr. 2, 2025

Nikos Kazantzakis, from a letter featured in The Selected Letters of Nikos Kazantzakis

What are everyone’s Mania plans? I was thinking of getting a hotel and giving a lot of money to showgirls and boys wearing nothing but feathers 🦚

AHHH my darling mina .. I wasn’t told how many pretty girls would be on here ❤️ Where are you living now? I long to see your beautiful face again …

hold your applause — I have finally learned my way around this app. My ass is bruised, how is everyone else?

Sounds like the perfect day to nap as soon as a couch becomes available 😪 I can only hope the coffee was good at that point.

i’m thinking today officially needs a redo, because between being given the wrong coffee order and forgetting that i had furniture being dropped off today, i feel completely thrown off.

Oh it will be a battle of the ages.. It will end with all of us being winners, and then we will leave in a horse drawn carriage while feeding each other chocolate-covered strawberries ☺️ five star match !

Tonight I’m going to have so much fun with our resident bad girl.. It will be quite the spectacle!

[ 📲 ] It’s not like anything is wrong, it’s just a lot to figure out

[ 📲 ] Plus, I barely remember it 😕 We didn’t even get a proper picture with Elvis

[ 📲 ] I’ll bring some good soap home for my shirt and your beard

@hcllywoodending

{sms ; toni} hey. you got a minute?

im having issues sending asks . sorry if things send multiple times