Why Does He Look Like A Teddy Bear Though

dude oz doesnt have his gold teeth in episode 4 before sofia went away... girly what happened after she went away tf did falcone do to my wife :[

ON EVERYTHING HE WOULD LOOK LIKE THIS IN EVERY FUCKING PICTURE IN UNIVERSE I CAN FEEL IT

He’s not very photogenic

I CANT DECIDE IF I WANT HIM OR IF I WANNA B HIM

he is so fucking Gender

no ur literally a truther

can we talk about how cuddling mammon must be so comfy like hello?? look at him

bro would probably feel like a bean bag and imagine him hugging you with all four of his arms, it’s gotta be so nice and cozy like ugh

am i delulu? yes but that’s besides the point

THE WAY HIS NOSE SMUSHES SLIGHTLY… GIMME THAT FAT MAN NOW. NOOOOOWWWW!!!

his nose gets in the way :)

seeing baby oz was the fastest i ever went from "aww, what a precious little baby, sweet angel, darling angel boy <3" to "DUDE NO THAT'S SO FUCKED UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

(still a precious bby though. and to be fucking honest, as someone who also has limited mobility............ i'd be lying if i said there wasn't a certain "nah, i get it" at the back of my head lol)

oswald on tiktok is just this

adam x mammon

adam x mammon.

THE FUCKING DOG IMAGERY </3

Oswald 'Oz' Cobb + dog imagery

HES SO FINE AND IF PEOPLE DISSAGREE ITS A LIE. OLD MAN SUPREMACY

I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW