IM HAVING A MOMENT.

Rest in peace oswald cobb u wouldve loved will wood i need to get a new drawing pen :(

THE WAY HIS NOSE SMUSHES SLIGHTLY… GIMME THAT FAT MAN NOW. NOOOOOWWWW!!!

his nose gets in the way :)

Marry me now please im on my knees with the most beautiful ring in all of hell i promise I'll be good just please marry me now please please please please please please please please please please please I'll be good i swear just please be my husband you gorgeous most stunning creature

Please

seeing baby oz was the fastest i ever went from "aww, what a precious little baby, sweet angel, darling angel boy <3" to "DUDE NO THAT'S SO FUCKED UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

(still a precious bby though. and to be fucking honest, as someone who also has limited mobility............ i'd be lying if i said there wasn't a certain "nah, i get it" at the back of my head lol)

HES SO FINE AND IF PEOPLE DISSAGREE ITS A LIE. OLD MAN SUPREMACY

I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM I NEED HIM NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

oswald on tiktok is just this

idgaf what yall say i’d let him hit it…

Swansea hcs bc im actually crazy

swansea is so me fr what the HELL

my new fav swansea hc is that he has bpd bc one, hes so me fr, and two people with bpd tend to be more prone to addiction and its just so like... it fits his character heavily Mainly because bpd is linked to impulsive behavior statistically 78% of adults with bpd struggle with substances (study from 2014, so probably a higher percentage now) also i love to hc that his wife is his emotional support person AND HIS DOG. UGH I LOVE THE IDEA THAT HIS DOG IS A EMOTIONAL SUPPORT FOR HIM he probably isnt very open about his emotions bc yk stereotypical man stuff and his dog is just there hanging out next to him I ALSO LOVE THAT HES CANONICALLY A SNEAKERHEAD??? he would actually hate me i wear the same black and white converse every day and i have 3 pairs of the same fucking converse also FUN FACT. SWANS PAIR FOR LIFE. SO LIKE. AFTER HE DIED HIS WIFE PROBABLY NEVER FOUND SOMEONE ELSE. Thats why i like to ignore that he died because also the idea of him recovering from his stuff with his wife makes me happy ANYWAY if u read this ty so much!! <3

We have officially peaked as a species. This is what peak performance looks like. There's nothing beyond this absolute unit of a beauty.

no ur literally a truther

can we talk about how cuddling mammon must be so comfy like hello?? look at him

bro would probably feel like a bean bag and imagine him hugging you with all four of his arms, it’s gotta be so nice and cozy like ugh

am i delulu? yes but that’s besides the point