Holland Wakes Up Like Someone’s Mom. That’s It. That’s The Post.

Every time I open tumblr and see that TMA is trending I cackle gleefully and rub my hands together like a cartoon villain

On a death-defying mission? About to face down hundreds of dragons? Can’t forget the morning calisthenics

In another universe this is them

At my funeral I don’t want them to play traditional hymns n shit I want an original soundtrack by Will Wood to play throughout the service pls and thank you

The fact that alternate universe Jon and Martin are disembodied voices speaking out of a shitty computer that runs Windows 95 is very on brand for them tbh

This feud is the funniest thing ever tbh

The way he went zoomin out of the ballroom 💀

He is my boy and he is pure. Protect him at all costs.

On today’s episode of I should be writing a lab report

Ah yes, the TmagP avatars:

guy who got peer pressured into eye removal by a building (i assume)

Incredibly talented artist… what will they do? Hurt people probably

Killed his wife, now he’s the garden

Violin player (evil)

73 million needles in a trench coat