This Is Perfectly Explained

This is perfectly explained

Me Scrolling thru Tumblr Feed

*That’s hot*

*Oh yeah, we need to do that*

*She looks hungry; she needs a steak*

*Whose arm is that? …. Oh okay*

*WTF*

*Fucking sponsored ads*

*Who is posting cars?*

*That’s my post*

*That’s my post*

*That’s hot … Oh wait, that’s my post*

*Totally did that*

*Those shoes are fucking hot*

*Please just STFU*

*That made me hungry*

*Oh now I’m tingly*

*Heh, we totally did that*

*Where are my pearls anyway?*

*You’re not supposed to spill cum*

*Ohhhh I like that paint color*

*Fuck OFF Poshmark*

*You’re totally not even 18, shithead*

*What language IS that?*

*How the fuck does she bend like that?*

*Ohhhhh goddamn I need that now*

*Fuck that looks painful - looks away*

*That’s my post*

*What in the actual fuck*

*For fucks sake, it’s called grooming*

*Shiiiiiiiittttt that looks fun*

*Oh I bet we’d get along*

*How in the HELL did they get that angle?*

*Fuck off recommended blogs*

*Wait, what?*

*Oh that looks like heaven*

*Did you mean to spell it like that?*

*I need a new tattoo*

*WHO DOES THAT??*

*Oh ME, I’d do THAT*

*Pretty panties*

*Fuck off Mobile Strike*

*Oh yeah, I do that everyday*

*Oh shit, better not reblog from them anymore today*

*Fucking minors*

*Great, now I want pizza*

*NO, I don’t want to play Dots*

*Just fuck off*

*I wonder if boyfriend will let me do that?*

*GROSS, you sick fuck*

*Ooooh pretty hair color*

*I wonder if my ass looks like that?*

*I wonder if my tits look better*

*OH HELL YEAH - tags boyfriend*

*Fuckhole*

*God I hope her nail doesn’t break off in there*

*Seriously?  A fucking teddy bear?*

*Fuck off Game of War*

*God is she even awake, WTF?*

*Mmmm stubble*

*Is that natural?  Airbrushed?  Photoshop?*

*Holy fuck his hands are sexy*

*Oh my god I need that - tags boyfriend*

*I wonder if that bra comes in my size*

*I don’t think you should put that in your ass….*

*That’s my post again*

*WTF did I just see?”

*Oh honey, that’s going to stain*

*That’s fucking hot; better reblog that one*

*Holy fuck, I need to get some work done*

*Okay just one more page….*