Tim: You Son Of A Bitch!

Batman: (jumps in to the water and sees Harley passed out without Joker)

Batman:

Batman: Where did this shit go

Well this is a new way of committing suicide

Spiderman: I HATE YOU DEADPOOL

Deadpool: I know you meant love♡

Spiderman: I HATE YOU MORE THAN MY BANK ACCOUNT

Deadpool: Well that was a bit extreme, Parker

Guardians of the galaxy volume 2 review!

A subjective review with personal opinions, minor minor spoilers - AMAZING MUSIC - Damn Chris Pratt was fabulous at every scene. The story really focused on his character’s back story and I was quite fine with that as that was expected from the last movie - Zoe Saldana was also flawless and I loved how Gamora had deeper story line with her sister, Nebula. It was interesting to hear their backstory little more and with Thanos mainly associated with it. Also I like her character more than I did in the last movie. The Starlord/Gamora dinamic was also nice too watch - As always, Drax was more of a comic relief and I hoped they make him stronger in the movie like in the comics to beat Thanos. He had great chemistry with Mantis too - I feel like Rocket had quite a lot of screen time and I really loved his action scenes and his gadgets. Really pointed out his character - Groot actually didn’t do much but WHO GIVES A FUCK HE’S FUCKING ADORABLE. Everytime he was on screen I couldn’t stop smiling. I also loved ho the other members parented him and took care of him with love - Mantis was so adorable and innocent baby with low self esteem and I’m looking forward to see her more in the next movie - I love Yondu SOOOOO much like, PETER BE GOOD WITH YOUR UNCLE/DADDY/CAPTAIN WHATEVER god he was fucking amazing in this movie - Kurt Russel was great as Ego, and I liked how they CGIed the Ego planet - There was a bit of a slow pacing scene in the middle - Also few jokes that you’d only get if you are familiar with 1980’s American culture like in the last movie, but it was bearable - I liked the overall story line - If you’re a comic book reader there were scenes that make you go HUH????? WHAT???? Also Easter eggs during and after the movie It was a 8/10 movie for me. Gags, angst, comedy, drama, romance, and fantasy were all in there and I’ll be looking forward for the next one!

My shipper brain is so weird

When I feel like shipping fluffy, cinnamon roll, puppy - like, gentle love bird ship, I crave for Scarlet Vision, or for angst, Thorki, and for twisted, hatefuck and destiny & soul mate, Batjokes it is I mean, how did I get here

Gosh Avengers Endgame was so bad now I'm starting to want Joss Whedon back

At least Whedon wouldn't ruin Thor & Banner's character just like that or he'll kill off female character so pointlessly... Seriously, there's so many plot holes in this time travel shit that Russos failed to explain. Are they even the same directors who directed Infinity war???? What the fuck happened?? I think marvel will never be able to surpass Whedon's Avengers 1. And yes, I am this desperate. It's like Sherlock season three all over again. Directors starring themselves& their family members in the movie, taking up time and not enough for the actual characters. I didn't pay to see your face or your children

The worst part of the Endgame is that you can see which character the Russo brothers favors and which one they don't

Throughout the movie the directors are busy taking care of the 'certain' characters that they favor the most while just dumping the character storyline for other characters which they clearly don't care about. Some were so out of place and out of character that made me think did they even watch the past movies?????? It's just so carelessly done and just waste them for stupid humor and gags. I can't believe that these 'wasted' characters are just going to be finished like this. Seriously, I didn't spend time and emotions for 10 years for this.

Don't get me wrong, the movie itself is fun and not that bad, but throughout the movie I was keep thinking 'are these the same directors who made ca: winter soldier & infinity war?????'

Joker: Aww, stop it Batsy, you love me♡

Batman: I tolerate you

My aesthetic right now

Other superheroes calling T'Challa 'Your highness'

#OFFENDED