Straight Dudes Are Their Own Worst Enemies When It Comes To Getting Laid.

Straight dudes are their own worst enemies when it comes to getting laid.

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6 years ago

where’s the SOUND!!! I must know what sounds this makes

7 years ago

please don't ever think that no one cares about you

I work in an ER and we see suicides all the time. And we get at least 3 suicidal ideations a night. We all care about you. I promise, we do. A team of complete strangers who have worked 3+ 12 hour shifts this week who are being screamed at all day and night and probably haven’t had lunch and trust me, we still love you and care about you.

We had a 16 year old patient last night who we couldn’t save. We were in that room with this patient for over an hour, we did everything we could. And let me tell you, we all cried. The EMT’s, the nurses, the doctor. We all huddled together in the doctors dictation room and cried.

I went through the rest of my shift with smudged mascara and tracks on my cheeks.

I remember the names of all the patients that have taken their lives on my shifts.

I remember squeezing the hands, smoothing the hair, kissing the foreheads, and wiping away the blood and the vomit of every patient that has left me too soon.

I can still see every face that I have zipped into a body bag.

Trust me, someone cares about you. You have never met them yet. You don’t ever think about them. They are never remembered when you talk about heroes and role models.

But someone loves you.

7 years ago
#bitch, Me Too
#bitch, Me Too

#bitch, me too

7 years ago

IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST, JUST REMEMBER THAT I HANDLE ME AT MY WORST AND THAT MAKES ME STRONGER THAN YOU

7 years ago

What would you do?

Waste your money on a 1hr30min film that nobody asked for that tries so hard to appeal to everyone and actually to no one?

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Or

Take 4mins out of your time to appreciate a film that represents a community of individuals in a beautiful and unique way?

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7 years ago

When you finished a task

When You Finished A Task

When you realize how much you still have to do

When You Finished A Task
7 years ago
❝You Might Belong In Hufflepuff, Where They Are Just And Loyal❞
❝You Might Belong In Hufflepuff, Where They Are Just And Loyal❞
❝You Might Belong In Hufflepuff, Where They Are Just And Loyal❞
❝You Might Belong In Hufflepuff, Where They Are Just And Loyal❞

❝You might belong in Hufflepuff, Where they are just and loyal❞

7 years ago

my parents aren’t teaching me life lessons.

#i need some adults to TEACH ME SHIT ABOUT LIFE

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