Eat Up, All You Michael Fans (im Michael Fans)

this blog is for whatever I say it is. but mostly the magnus archives.

#oh el what have you done - original shitposts, generally

#el echoes - reblogs

#elbox - asks

#artsy el - art tag

I am unreliable at tagging triggers, so if there’s a particularly important one that I ought to remember, let me know.

GET MAGBUCKED

my one valuable contribution to the aggie

The Magnus Archives TTRPG backerkit is now live!

One hell of a glowup

some of you need to take a ten week intensive course in how adult men interact with each other before you’re allowed to enter fandom

The Magnus Archives 👁️

here's my magnus playlist

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Jon • Martin • Tim and Sasha • Melanie • Basira • Daisy • Georgie • Gerry

Me when i lie

(Added the full image description down here this time because it turned out way longer than usual):

[Image Description:

The first image is a digital drawing of the character the distortion from the magnus archives, with michael on the top facing to the left and helen upside-down on the bottom facing to the right, in the style of a joker playing card. The background is white, with warped colourful lines decorating the border. Michael and helen each have a hand in front of their faces; Michael is peeking through his fingers; helen is resting her chin on her palm. Their hands and fingers are elongated and their fingernails are overgrown and spiraling. They are wearing matching pink pinstripe suits, with spiral buttons and white dress shirts with spiral cufflinks. Helen has an afro hairstyle with a section on the left side of her head pulled back into a braid, and laid edges that form spirals along her forehead. Michael has long blond hair that falls in much looser curls across his shoulders. Both of their irises are pink with a spiral design in them. Their proportions are overall semi-realistic; a clean rendering style is used.

The second image is exactly the same as the first, just flipped 180 degrees to put helen on the top instead of michael.

End ID.]

Yes hello! Spiral headcanon: The more chaotic your outfit, the easier it is to navigate. Wearing a vest that embodies the hideous delight of a 1990's arcade carpet? There are signs with directions and the doors are labeled!

can everyone leave for a moment. I think a few minutes alone with this person’s brain would fix me

The Circus 🤡🎪

Magnus masterpost

Can I rest now? 😭

[clip from: TMA ep 111 Family business]

This is probably going to flop 🧍🏻‍♀️🫶🤭😙🫴❤️